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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There are Scottish people on the television...on the BBC...SCOTTISH PEOPLE!
They appear to be fat and incomprehensible.

Are you fat and incomprehensible?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:05, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
naw

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)
no youn ar

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)
alright.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Not really.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Do you need a whaaaaaambulance?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Who fucking doesn't on this site?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:16, Reply)
ranker Joe

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:16, Reply)
sculptureofman

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)
he was the best, wasn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Close second to BeatsWork IMO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)
He still pops up to get upset on qotw

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Oh, well in that case SofM FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)
:(
how come?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:16, Reply)
I'm guessing access issues, mental ex and deliberating on working in Stuutgart.
On the plus side, he doesn't have to pay VAT on his clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
I'm a terrible cunt and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Sorry dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Tell you over a beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Short
Divorced
Ugly
Grey
Poor personal hygiene
Club foot
Cirrhosis of the liver
Fell off tricycle
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:18, Reply)
+ gay serial killer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
^ tggi

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
but enough about you. lolololoo
I hear you met the samurai bun junior the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Yeah, she's great, played with and looked after mini ape while me and mince had beer
That's right drinking and parenting AND we only lost them twice
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:30, Reply)
she's a good one that kid.
Glad you had a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Yep, he was my first meet. He even wore his signature black jeggings and a hawk wind t shirt so I could spot him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:35, Reply)
deflowered by mince eh?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)
O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Alright lusty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)
mersh.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Iiiiiiiiiiiiitttt's Lusty!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)
innit.
alright DG?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Not bad, not bad.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Overworked.
Usual.
I lolled well hard at the mateyboy earlier who wants to buy a pub and run it.
Pull a few pints, prop up the bar with the locals, sell a few sandwiches. Easy life mate.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Yer, doc's an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Was this on here or IRL?
I don't get out much these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Pretty sure he's posting in this thread.
No offence meant or anything to you if you're reading this doc, but... ahahahah hahahahah hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Innit dough?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:15, Reply)
Evening saucy

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Ha ha! you smug bastard
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)
4 REPLIES?! WERE YOU ALL JUST SITTING THERE?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:09, Reply)
I was lying down

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Living the dream

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:13, Reply)
is there any other way?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)
You could be awake I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:14, Reply)
That is kind of what the saying means you dolt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:15, Reply)
( o )
jhgfwuefhvhgsdhtjrgwhegiy iytmjhwgdfjg kigjkehgf.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)
No, I'm thin and don't speak much

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:15, Reply)
My speaking voice is lovely, my typing is shite.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Where are you from? Kent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)

NORTHERN
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Even my "sound like a wideboy selling dodgy CDs in a pub" voice is preferable

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Cheshire.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Eeee by gum, ducky!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)
That's uncanny
Do you do any other accents?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:30, Reply)
KIPPER TIE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)
haha they say that round here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Razor sharp satire right here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:37, Reply)
That's a combo of Yorkshire, and Manchester.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Or 'Northern'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)
That's what I like about Doctors. They move with technology.
30 years ago their handwriting was shite. Now, it's their typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
His fingering ain't up to much either

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Plays the gusset typewriter like an amateur, that's what I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Snaps the latex on.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Dunno if I can deal with an entire hour of Peston

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Yes. Yes I am.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:40, Reply)
What's that you say?
Something about zyyderrrr?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:47, Reply)
How was your date with McBeef?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:50, Reply)
All good thanks, though he did rock the top knot which was a little embarrassing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Should have shanked the cunt.
What a rotter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:03, Reply)
He really is a dastardly bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)
I'll wager you got hIm a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Of course but he got me one first

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Him de man!
Top bloke that McBeef.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)
I gave up cider.
Only because of the chest pains and the pins and needles in my arms and hands, seemingly I had an 8 pint tolerance before discomfort started.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Ow bist?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Alright me babber!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 21:50, Reply)
'tis Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Alright DG, how are you and your lovely wife?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Peachy!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)
Oooh, Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)
*something about breasts and bottoms*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:23, Reply)
How is the North East this week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 22:24, Reply)

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