S'alright, ashley.
Got a new battery for my 'phone, and a new t-shirt - I'm experimenting with a skinny fit one.

Alt: A guy at a pub I used to go to was nicknamed Sad John, as he was always a little bit sad. I once offered him a cigarette, and he responded "Smoking? The highest charge possible for the slowest form of suicide - yeah - I'll have one of those." While not a lie, I liked it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:18, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)

ARGH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Yer.
Mrs V is excited; I think I'm going to look like a badly-stuffed sausage.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)

What a prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Sad John needs to cheer the fuck up, or shuffle off the mortal coil and stop inflicting himself on others.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Yer.
He's actually a lovely bloke, just ... a little bit sad all the time, that's all.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Typical attention seeking queer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)

interesting use of the apostrophe before phone, there
technically correct but makes you sound like you're from the '40s
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)

if the fedora fits

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)