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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My kids aren't at school today because the teachers are on strike.
I planned a day of chores and home taught lessons for the wife to administer. Instead shes taken them out to have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:21, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
What a bitch.
In the divorce they will choose to live with her.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)
so thats a bonus then
Peej can be the single unencumbered man about Cornwall... those 6 toed women will be as butter in his hands
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Precisely!
and with me being the breadwinner I'll be able to afford the house and she'll have to go live in a dolescum house.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
It doesn't work like that, old bean.
You will pay her to live in YOUR house and rent a bedsit wank pad for yourself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
No pre nup. Bad times.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Nah I have money and a good lawyer,

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
The only reason that can force her out of the house
is if there is equity to be paid to her as part of any settlement.

Other than that she could be in there for years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)
She can't force me out either.
She'll crack first and leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)
It'll be like 80s classic "The War of the Roses"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
You're Kathleen Turner
circa 2000
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Will do once the DNA tests come back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
This!
They're not ugly enough to be mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)

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