Did Monty just delete all those posts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:35, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think he may be jelly of someone's mic skillz or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)

i don't think you're ready for this jelly
because, you know, gelatin
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I caught my missus singing along to that song many years back while driving
unfortunately she was singing "I don't think your ready for this yet"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

it's a shame

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)

It is
That's why I had to kill her
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

and I had just called you a fucking flid as well

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)

it was swipe, wasn't it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:40, Reply)

What did I miss TH?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Possibly the greatest bit of the internet this year
unfortunately you will never know how good it was.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Not much
Swipe posted a link to a telegraph article where a stupid woman expressed a stupid opinion stupidly. Many comments were made, then they were deleted. Don't know why.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Was she the stupid woman?
Also, did you remember the article because I don't think go ogling "stupid woman has stupid opinion" will narrow down much content.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10955708/Men-become-invisible-at-39-now-they-know-how-women-feel.html
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:44, Reply)

You're a modern hero.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)

I AM a bit like Jesus, aren't I

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Except Jesus made a rubbish clown

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Well we all know he couldn't fucking juggle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Because women are slags

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)

They're also ugly and smelly
Hence the make up and perfume
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I quite like how their breasts look and feel
Am I a gay?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

This is not the first time I've said this this week
But if it wasn't for boobs and fannies, I would have no need for a woman in my life.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

yes but not because of this
its because you put willies up your bum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

this is one of my favourite old school jokes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:54, Reply)

*members space hoppers*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

*sings dangermouse theme*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:00, Reply)

They're also cunts
Hence them having cunts
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Who cares, deletion is for winners

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:47, Reply)

winner girls with a chip on their shoulder
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)

As if swipe would leave a chip uneaten on her shoulder for any length of time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I like deleting things, it's an important part of of my tedious prick online and offline persona

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Mission accomplished.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Ah, so deleting things is the act of a tedious prick?
It's all starting to come together
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Try posting 'alright' several times a day and correcting spelling if it's something that interests you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

I will, thank you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:56, Reply)