I understand these technological marvels but often I fail to see where practical application lies.
Alt: no, I loathe gardening.
Altalt: same as swipe but I didn't see her dad, I sat around eating pizza and drinking beer and playing with Lemmy the budgie instead
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:49, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

you sat around eating
bacon sandwiches, a meat feast pizza, chicken twizzlers, and beer.

this is why men should never be allowed to feed themselves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)

WTF is wrong with that?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

bread, animal carcass and fat, cheese, more animal carcass and fat, alcohol
not a piece of vegetable in sight!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I HAD VEGETABLES YESTERDAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)

YES WHEN I WAS BACK
AND DIRTY DADDY STUNNED WAS LOOKING AFTER YOU
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2323922
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

But why does this mean that all men should never be allowed to feed themselves?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)

because they are spastics

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I bet he used a spoon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Again, I'm not sure that someone who eats like a veggie version of Gonz is in a position to lecture anyone about what they eat.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Distinct lack of curry in that list.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Sorry, will rectify this soon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

quorn and spicy bean chilli ftw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Okay you can do that tonight

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I bloody told you, di'n't I?
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2323440
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)

That wasn't an option though, you awkward tosser.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)

Sorry, I forget how limited your options can be down there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)

It's shit here, I want to move to the midlands

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Many do, Frog. Many do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

And despite that I have still lost weight this week!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)