So it turns out I can link my Virgin Media box up to my hub and then watch things I've recorded on my tablet and then "cast" them onto a TV
When were you last gobsmacked by technology? Are you a Luddite?

Alt:
I harvested a load of peas straight from the garden at the weekend. They were "NOM". Are you green fingered?

AltAlt:
I'm not sure we've heard of either what people got up to at the weekend nor what they had for lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:21, 188 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I was pretty impressed to find out that my 'phone and laptop can talk to my new telly, and that I can play YouTube vids on it.
Bit scared about watching filth on it, mind - I might be frightened.

Alt: I'm orange-fingered. I can kill stuff just by buying it. Mrs Vagabond and I had our bit of garden napalmed, then covered it with gravel and put decking on the rest. We got an olive tree because it looks nice, and they "thrive on neglect".

Gardening is well dull.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)

My work laptop "found" my TV at the weekend
I nearly ended up working on it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Working on your TV?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Yeah, by accident

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Ugh.
My old editor used to hate working from home, because home is where you go to not be at work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:50, Reply)

It was overtime innit
13 hours at 1.5x
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I guess so, as I don't really understand any of the words there.
Alt: Dunno, I've only ever tried to grow weed.
Altalt: Good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:28, Reply)

I'm considering growing tatties and carrots.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Carrots ftw

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Carrots fuck the women
What sick vegitablist world do you live in
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)

^ jealous ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Darn tooting sweets

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:42, Reply)

I am pretty adept with technology
I just don't really like upgrading stuff, so we had an old CRT tele for ages and my laptop and network ran off XP (which I reluctantly had to sort out the other week)

Alt, not too bad but it depends on the item, I have tried to grow (look after) bonsai trees a good few times and they always die on me. But have pretty much sorted out the back garden and starting on the front now.

Altalt, Did manly things like changing tyres on the missus' car and rehanging gates etc. I am pretty sure the missus gets fizzy knickers when I do manual labour as she always seems to break things and then watch me repair them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)

It keeps you busy whilst she keeps me busy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Ah that explains the smell...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

"fizzy knickers"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Frothing at the clopper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Why do you quote me thus?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I like the phrase.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

fair enough I was confused
Not for the first time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Like when after you've done a load of manual work, it's your missus who looks sweaty and knackered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Now you mention it.
She must work herself into a right ol lather watching me eh.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:47, Reply)

What crazy shit is this?
I have a chromecast which does that too, so yer.

alt. No, not really. I do clip the garden now and again with some shears.

altalt. wine and weed, mainly. suppose i am green fingered. Hurr Hurr
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)

i am a total luddite
it freaks me out that when i buy a song on itunes, it appears on my iphone and ipad, even when i have only connected the ipod to the computer. also i have everything on my dad's laptop, and so the minglings of taste means i get some truly horrific suggestions of what i might like to buy next. earplugs maybe.

alt: fuck peas. grow something GOOD. radishes!

altalt: fri - walk and dinner by river with frog, overlooking the so-called harrods bridge. sat - home to see my dad. sun - mince's kid's birthday party, then NOMMY dinner at stunned's. he is quite the chef. and he didn't cook peas! lunch - falafel salad from pilpel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I don't understand the point of falafels.
Why not just have a burger?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Because she's a foodwrong

( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

you should see the Q down the street for this place
few chickpeas, few breadcrumbs, licence to print money.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

even if you like meat
you should try falafel. it's fucking TASTY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)

^ the latest quote from an LGB conversion programme^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I'm going to grow some radishes soon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

good
radishes are amazing. our inhouse team here does a salad for meeting lunches, which is leafy greens with thinly sliced radishes and goats cheese pearls (although you could also use mozzarella, i guess) and drizzled with balsamic. exceptionally NOM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Plex
Installed it on everything, its fucking ace. I can stream everything stored on my media centre to every laptop, computer, TV, Tablet, Phone in the house. even the screen in my car. Oh and I can use them all to control each other so I can start watching on one then switch to another, or use my phone to control the tv.
( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)

*makes notes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Ooooo, I like that!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Its good :) If the kids are watching something in bed or downstairs I can zap the volume if they turn it up too loud.

( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)

This made the list to investigate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:01, Reply)

what, his kids in bed?
SPORTSNONCE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)

I'm investigating nonce allegations, not partaking
I have my own kids for that, see
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Why go out for hamburgers etc.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)

I understand these technological marvels but often I fail to see where practical application lies.
Alt: no, I loathe gardening.
Altalt: same as swipe but I didn't see her dad, I sat around eating pizza and drinking beer and playing with Lemmy the budgie instead
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

you sat around eating
bacon sandwiches, a meat feast pizza, chicken twizzlers, and beer.

this is why men should never be allowed to feed themselves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)

WTF is wrong with that?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

bread, animal carcass and fat, cheese, more animal carcass and fat, alcohol
not a piece of vegetable in sight!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I HAD VEGETABLES YESTERDAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)

YES WHEN I WAS BACK
AND DIRTY DADDY STUNNED WAS LOOKING AFTER YOU
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2323922
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

But why does this mean that all men should never be allowed to feed themselves?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)

because they are spastics

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I bet he used a spoon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Again, I'm not sure that someone who eats like a veggie version of Gonz is in a position to lecture anyone about what they eat.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Distinct lack of curry in that list.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Sorry, will rectify this soon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

quorn and spicy bean chilli ftw

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Okay you can do that tonight

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I bloody told you, di'n't I?
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2323440
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)

That wasn't an option though, you awkward tosser.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:11, Reply)

Sorry, I forget how limited your options can be down there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)

It's shit here, I want to move to the midlands

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Many do, Frog. Many do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

And despite that I have still lost weight this week!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Gardening is fun, we grow most of our own stuff. I'd like to grow chickens and goats, but things are a bit up in the air at the moment, what with the pub.
Lunch was pasta with tuna and Mini sweetcorns.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:54, Reply)

All you need is to get a good chicken cutting, preferably from the wing
Plant in a good well draining soil, and ensure that it is well watered. You will soon have a fowl crop.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Goat trees are harder to manage though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

But once they take, they bear a tremendous amount of fruit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)

The ultimate aim for my tech at home is for a telly and speakers to be the only visible things.
The amp, computer and NAS will be racked in the cupboard under stairs, controlled via an infra red remote signalling to IR receivers scattered around the house. This will feed to the receiver box in the cupboard rack. I'll use some form of WOL program to wake the PC remotely.

Connectivity will be via a switch and router (for internet browsing). Each port on the switch will be connected to an ethernet port in various rooms. The ethernet ports will have baluns plugged in to convert the signal back to video or audio as needed. Of course you can feed internet to these ports, too.

The advantage is you can then move things around by changing what goes to which ethernet port, allowing you to move the room around in a way that you can't with standard AV faceplates.

I don't like wireless.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Dont you need line of sight for IR control
it would be more effective using a Bluetooth or wifi
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Yeah, it's basic remote technology.
You have IR receivers plugged in around the house and they relay the signal via cable to the IR hub. The problem with Bluetooth and wifi is they get blocked and interfered with by basically every bloody thing.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)

xbmc has a nice http (and for phones, apps) remote though.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)

Yeah, I use XBMC, nice software.
I'll probably have a low powered shuttle box attached to a NAS for that. Nice interface.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

I'm thinking of buying one of these and turning it into NAS/XBMC
www.ebuyer.com/616877-hp-proliant-microserver-g7-n54l-1p-4gb-u-non-hot-plug-sata-150w-ps-744900-421
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

My step dad's got one of them for the same purpose.
Seems like slight overkill to me, but they're certainly very capable.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)

I don't think I could build a machine any cheaper.
I want to mirror the drives and it's nearly as much for a mini-itx case that'll hold multiple drives as it is for that box.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah, you're probably right on that score.
Watch out though, you'll have a blade server before you know it.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)

I seem to be using less powerful kit these days.
I have barely turned my desktop or netbook on since I got my Nexus 7.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Why not control it all over wifi or bluetooth
then you won't need IR receivers everywhere

*edit* I see bonzo already suggested this sorry
( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

"The problem with Bluetooth and wifi is they get blocked and interfered with by basically every bloody thing"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Well his must be shite then. I can use my phone upstairs to control my TV downstairs over wifi with no issues.

( Peej, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I just don't like wireless.
It's slow, it's flakey and it stops routing for no reason whatsoever. I don't want to have to dig around in my cupboard to reboot the router every time the wireless craps out.

HD content is frequently too much for it, too. Bearing in mind I want different stuff going to different rooms, bandwidth is king.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)

If you're running cables about the place you should also run network though.
Then it's only your handset that needs to see the router via wifi, and remote control doesn't use much bandwidth.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)

That's the whole point, ethernet faceplates everywhere
so you can use some for AV and some for internet.

It basically makes your whole house hot-swappable, because you just re-patch the switch to send internet to an ex-AV port or vice versa.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I had to fuck around with patch cables the other day at work.
Some numpty only patched 4 cables into our server rack.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)

I FUCKING LOVE WIRES!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

i want to make this say SWIPE
but i can't figure out a sensible strikethrough for the inevitable lols.

SWIPE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)

SWIPE HORDOR
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Krones is in London though
So while the distance from the bedroom to his living room will be considerably smaller in his shoebox than in your spacious Kernow pad, there will be 200 other shoeboxes contained within the same building, all equipped with interfery stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:50, Reply)

My flat's actually quite large actually.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:51, Reply)

London large or actual large?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

London large, to be fair.
And only large for a one bedroom flat. It's the top floor of a converted Edwardian house, with a big old extension on the back.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I think I know the problem
have you tried using the correct BT rather than Bouygues Telecom
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Uh Oh
Man boasts about having a whole flat
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)

yer, in Brentford

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)

I went to Brentford swimming pool the other day.
Jesus that place is nasty.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)

^ This is how bored I am
I've got involved in a conversation about wireless or some shit that I neither know, nor care about.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

cheer up pal it's nearly friday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

YES!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)

you can see why IT teams never get anything done
they can't even agree amongst themselves the best way to turn it off and on again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)

It's really getting interesting now though eh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)

there's been worse on here
i need b3th back so we can flood the place with MANICURE CHAT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Your all gay
and I'm very clever. Shut up.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Yeah yeah, get on with your next 'phonecall'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Totes a word

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:10, Reply)

No point having all your content wirelessly streaming to the kitchen touchscreen
when you've got the fucking fridge in the way, electrically shitting all over your signal.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I dont have any problems
Have got the whole house wifi'd up three stories plus cellar and out into the garden.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I LIKE CABLES OK?
Anyway, I've found wirelessly streaming HD signals bonks out the wireless. Since the capability for different streams to different rooms is required, cable's your man.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2324006
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Do you want some job hunting updates?

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Go on then.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Had the phone interview
they thought it was very positive and want to interview me properly.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)

oh dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:08, Reply)

I was rather under the impression that's how the process works.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)

yeah but if they meet you...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)

...you know, with your face...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Haha, prick
I'll have you know that my mum thinks I'm very handsome.

As does yours.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:14, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

good luck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

And anyway, your positive attitude and natural charm will see you through.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:15, Reply)

2nd lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Ah HA, that's where I'm ahead of the game.
I'm being interviewed by an IT guy. He'll understand my demeanour and will probably return it.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I hope the interview room has opening windows.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

My courgettes are coming on really well.
AltAlt: Not a lot. I went to bed at 8pm on Saturday night & slept solidly (without the aid of booze or drugs) until almost 8am. I then spent most of yesterday researching a company I have an interview for. This included driving around Uxbridge, High Wycombe, Slough & Hounslow looking at some of their restaurants.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)

You truly are the Burger King

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Medium sized meal?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)

You got it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)

God I'm bored
Can you lot be a bit more entertaining please?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)

I agree with Tangles

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)

i would
but it's against my principles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:41, Reply)

+ ability

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

yes
it's against my ability to agree with tangles.

this makes a lot of sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:44, Reply)

You're welcome

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)

*your

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

No, it's mine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Watch out!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)

your a nob

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)

*You're

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)

It makes a lot more sense than the suggestion that a lawyer has principles.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

shut up and fix an email account
by patching it with lentils
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Her lack of principles and empathy make me sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:01, Reply)

sick a kindred spirit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)

My head hurts.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Get back on it, you'll be right as rain in no time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:47, Reply)

In work :(

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Will you be any less effective than you are now if you are pissed.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Probably more productive, if anything.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Then young tangles has the correct solution
Now stop being a big Bloo Bloo nancy boy and get a drink down ya.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:04, Reply)

did you shut it in a door?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Only a real bent spastic would do something like that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)

it must have been the aerodynamic force of the popped collar

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Is "phonecall" a word?
My spell checker keeps flagging it up. I'm sure it's not two words.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:53, Reply)

No

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Cunts.
Well, I'm going to fucking MAKE it a word.
( Kroney, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)

I'm in the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:56, Reply)

in the pub a moron
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Not ginger though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)

i got accused of having a "ginger bun" yesterday
and we weren't in the bakery at the time either :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Did you tell them it was actually a Samurai top knot?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Me and Stunned saw a MASSIVE samurai top knot on a ginger lad with loads of those little plaits. He looked a proper cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:12, Reply)

More or less so than Monty?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:14, Reply)

More, it was a bit forced, the man bun clearly didn't come naturally to him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)

you and stunned were mean
- you ranked the animals in the petting farm in terms of deliciousness

- you joked that you were fucking off for a pint, but you actually did fuck off for a pint

- you laughed at the podgy little asian kid in his fancy batman costume and called him "fatman"

- you said i had a ginger bun

bad boys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Hahahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

officelolling hard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

It was never a joke. And it was two pints.
And you laughed at the fat kid for stuffing his face with cake.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)

i don't know why i expected sympathy for or from this shower of evil

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)

I'm pretty sure one answer that might be suggested begins with BYAAFI

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Bare Your Arse And Finger It?
dirty boy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:44, Reply)

phwoar

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Constantly impressed with technology, but bored of trying to keep up with it.
Altalt: Working at two concerts in Milton Keynes, Pearl Jam and a one day dance music thing. Interesting couple of days with two very different types of people attending both events. I also managed to split my tent.
( Muns, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I love a bit of Pearl Jam

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)

In the strictly euphemistic sense?

( Muns, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I assumed that "split my tent" was a euphamism

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

It's like a Bear Grylls gloryhole.

( Muns, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Horn Survivor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:47, Reply)

my train got stuck at milton keynes yesterday for 15 mins, as we were "running early"
even the station is fucking depressing. luckily it wasn't a scheduled stop, so they refused to open the doors.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:19, Reply)

bit like you and your spare room

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)

it's lemmy's room now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Turn it into a pub
The Lemmy Inn
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:48, Reply)

Has he put up his pop star and football player posters yet

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Nah just Tits

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I'm off to meet a guy and a girl about joining their band.
If I don't post later, I've been raped and sold to some bass playing slave ship. Alert the authorities.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 14 Jul 2014, 17:55, Reply)