He says a little swear at the start and another near the end.
Tbh, I have more of an issue with a teacher thinking that any kid would learn anything from that video.
Or, indeed, teaching from a video at all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Plus it's easier for blacks because of the extra leg bone

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

It's unrealistic expecting a bunch of white kids to run as well as that
I mean, some of the poorer kids probably have a bit of experience running away from police and debt collectors etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

But then the poor kids are often the fat kids too because the benefits system only allows for a diet of twizzlers and chips or takeaways

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

True, although I did once witness one skinny little runt being fed breakfast by one of the teachers because his mother is too much of a useless prick to bother with stuff like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

If you were a real person and this was a real story, it would be quite sad.
Thank goodness you're just a bunch of code and algorithms inside my computer.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

One day I hope to understand these human emotions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Sadly it's all too common these days
Think most primary schools have kids that get no breakfast cos parents can't be arsed to feed them. Or teach them to behave.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I'm just glad my exposure to real life is minimal so I don't have to think about these things in any seriousness, I just get to watch all about it on channel 5

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)

You know those Scruffy people having a rest around town. Sitting in doorways.
They're not tired, they have no homes
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

But the telly tells me they get free houses if they don't work!??!?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

That's only the immigrant ones

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I'm getting confused, it's wheels within wheels!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Nope.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Sadly, breakfast clubs are becoming more common at schools

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

*forgets about me*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You wouldn't want to run away from a debt collector really, they'd take all your hsit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Your missus said I learnt a lot of things from Anal Rippers 5,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Not to tense up so much as you are entered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

+ clamp the pillow firmly between my teeth
TBF she used more lube of the strap on this time so happy days
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)