This made me lol, have you lolled much today?
www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/15/vagina-selfie-for-3d-printers-lands-japanese-artist-in-trouble
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:21, 79 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

shut up bear pookie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:25, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I am astounded further that you "work in the medical profession"
Gynaecology is out for you then.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)

You could get a basketball through that hole.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Hoop play

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:34, Reply)

I've seen enoughtwats in my time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)

They are at eye level I suppose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)

tggi..

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)

ha!
Cuntboat

It appears that Mrs Cow isn't dead. She was referred to hospital today for ECG, blood tests and x-rays and checks for heart failure.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)

well that's good news!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Good stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Mildly scary start to the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Oh well
Still, you've always got a younger version lined up as a replacement eh
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Good point

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Nice exciting start to the day

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Jolly good news that.
Although, sounds like a scary set of tests.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

I reckon if I had a 3D printer I'd just use it for printing out fannies and tits and that and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I'd 3D print your cunt and send one to everyone who enjoys imagining it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)

The pathetic attempts of humans to attach any form of meaning to existence.
Alt: my usual wrap, a banana, and an apple.

Can anyone recommend a morning radio programme? An intelligent version of The Today Programme on Radio 4 preferably - bit of news, bit of current affairs, bit of politics; something light but intellectual.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Cheer up, you cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

What's wrong with the Today programme?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

It's trivial, shallow shit.
I want something with a bit of meat to it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Jeremy Vine is your man then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I prefer his brother.
He's wacky.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Barbara?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)

No thanks, I've just put one out!!!!!!!!!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)

You know what didn't make me lol,
A letter from the doctor that says I may have to look for "less physical work" as the way my leg and knee has healed, means the metal they've put in is slowly grinding away bone and cartilage, and they can't take it out because it's holding my knee together.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)

In the short term? How long are your pins in?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Well, they said the pins would be permanent unless they were causing a problem.
It's been 3 years and they are starting to cause a problem.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

That's the good thing about permanent things these days, they don't have to last forever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

They should have a new word for it.,

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Wait, they can take it out, but it'll be another operation and physio and all that guff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Get a peg leg
like a fucking pirate
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Have you tried
being less of a crippo spaz?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I have. It didn't take.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:05, Reply)

*fewer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I might get a machine gun peg leg.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

THAT FIRES KNIVES

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)

+ parrots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)

knives attached to parrots

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

+ attached to monkeys

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Where would I carry all these monkeys and parrots and knives?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)

In your peg leg
Can't you read?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Plus monkeys can fucking walk
So he can just chain them together like a moving bandolier
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I'm lolling a little at the outrage being expressed by some fellow parents at little tangle's school, after a supply teacher apparently showed this video to a class of seven and eight year olds
youtu.be/6BmtGNjm7BE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:08, Reply)

is he swearing or are they racist.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)

He says a little swear at the start and another near the end.
Tbh, I have more of an issue with a teacher thinking that any kid would learn anything from that video.
Or, indeed, teaching from a video at all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Plus it's easier for blacks because of the extra leg bone

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

It's unrealistic expecting a bunch of white kids to run as well as that
I mean, some of the poorer kids probably have a bit of experience running away from police and debt collectors etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

But then the poor kids are often the fat kids too because the benefits system only allows for a diet of twizzlers and chips or takeaways

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

True, although I did once witness one skinny little runt being fed breakfast by one of the teachers because his mother is too much of a useless prick to bother with stuff like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

If you were a real person and this was a real story, it would be quite sad.
Thank goodness you're just a bunch of code and algorithms inside my computer.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

One day I hope to understand these human emotions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Sadly it's all too common these days
Think most primary schools have kids that get no breakfast cos parents can't be arsed to feed them. Or teach them to behave.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I'm just glad my exposure to real life is minimal so I don't have to think about these things in any seriousness, I just get to watch all about it on channel 5

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)

You know those Scruffy people having a rest around town. Sitting in doorways.
They're not tired, they have no homes
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)

But the telly tells me they get free houses if they don't work!??!?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)

That's only the immigrant ones

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I'm getting confused, it's wheels within wheels!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Nope.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Sadly, breakfast clubs are becoming more common at schools

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)

*forgets about me*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)

You wouldn't want to run away from a debt collector really, they'd take all your hsit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Your missus said I learnt a lot of things from Anal Rippers 5,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Not to tense up so much as you are entered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

+ clamp the pillow firmly between my teeth
TBF she used more lube of the strap on this time so happy days
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)