I'm reading Lemmy's autobiography at the moment
The warty one, not the feathery one

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Malteser and Horlicks from Beckleberry

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Pretend to cough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Saw them at Hyde Park last week,
He is looking old now. Got the old man big ears and long teeth and grey face. He can still rock, and I'm convinced he's just going to keel over on stage one day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)

the feathery one was being super cute last night
after a morning of being all peevish and bitey teenager
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Birds are not cute
they are the shit pet of the elderly
HTHs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Have you got one then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)

I have a proper persons pet
a dog for men, and not a gay one either
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)

^ can't pull the birds ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)

*Been married that long that I can barely pull myself *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)