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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my sister-in-law just texted and asked me for some book recommendations for summer reading
i have bombarded her with a list. what would you recommend? a victorian san francisco murder mystery with strippers and prostitutes is next on my list: www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/10777949/Frog-Music-by-Emma-Donoghue-review.html

alt: it's HOT. what's the best ice cream ever?

altalt: i just had a phone call from a vihjaya lickey. seriously. how do you stop yourself from laughing when it's impossible not to laugh but you really can't laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:14, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Alt: mint choc chip.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:16, Reply)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)
i hate mint stuff
but mint choc chip ice cream is fucking excellent. hmmmm. perhaps you are not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
My missus also hates mint
Which is why I brush my genitals with toothpaste
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Alt: Vanilla

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00L3J9U1C/ref=s9_simh_gw_p351_d0_i1?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_r=1ZJZTSN956X5VMR67RDZ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=455344027&pf_rd_i=468294

alt: Coconut.

altalt: I'm a po faced humourless cunt. It's quite easy really.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:23, Reply)

po faced humourless
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Also accurate.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
i don't mind you being a cunt. in fact, i quite like it.
but coconut ice cream????????????? COCONUT?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Coconut ice cream and yoghurt are pure 100% win

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Especially with lime sorbet.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)
nononononononono
coconuts are good for precisely one thing. launching onto people's heads when they are annoying on the beach. not for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Coconuts are for curry.
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
why would you put something sweet in a curry?
gay korma
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Korma? Fack off.
Coconut is a pretty staple ingredient in south Indian and Tamil food.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
And a million fictional horses fell silent, as special effects departments up and down the land lost one of their most commonly used tools.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
i liked this
i mean, not enough to click it or anything, but i liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Any opinion you have regarding food is invalid.
You should know this by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:38, Reply)
dear god why did i click on that amazon link?
i hope a lime fists you and a coconut falls on your head
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Lightning never strikes twice.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I've a tub of banoffee that I'm going to shovel into, I've handed in resignation and am using up holidays, Ice cream is excellent.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:26, Reply)
you're doing the pub thing??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
So you're definitely buying the pub then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Yes to both of you. I may operate an abortion clinic in the function room. And se. dodgy prescriptions.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)
I mean this nicely, but I really hope you're in a secure realtionship.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Yhanks for the concern, but yes, we are.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Well, good luck.
I really hope you know what you're getting you and your wife in to.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)
you're doing this wrong
you're supposed to ask if he's single and then hit him up with cock gazzes. don't you know ANYTHING?!

also HIIIIIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
I'm trying to be nice.
I've seen so many relationships where one person is in hospitality break down.
Also, hiiiiii back!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
From hospital to hospitality

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
I'd stick with the hospital.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)
It's gp practice, not meat clinic.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
So you're leaving a secure job as a gp with god pay to run a pub?
Oh mate, you naive little sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Its ok he was a danger to the public anyway

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:05, Reply)
How so? I gather you're in the pub trade, what are your concerns?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:07, Reply)
It's a shit business
And a young man's game, at best.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I'd never go back to it unless I had a partner to Co run it,
Or enough money coming in to pay a manager.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Are you going in as a GM or have you got someone else to run it?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
He's going to be tenant as far as I can tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Yes, right.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
We've chatted about this, I'm not sure it's a great idea, but I wish you all the luck in the world with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
It will be fine as long as he gets in with one of the big Pubcos
As they are fair and treat their tenanted landlords with respect and in no way rip them off on the beer prices
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I got stung by delivery costs the first time I was working for Marston.
I could order anything, but if I didn't order a certain amount from their floor hold stock (basically shirt date shit no one wants) I paid through the nose for delivery. They're fucking ruthless
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:47, Reply)
And they are one of the better ones

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Ty for the cock gaz,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
I mean this nicely, but I really hope you lose everything you hold dear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
such bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I'm just toughening him up so he's ready for the real world.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Thank you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I mean this nicely, but I really hope you have a break down and kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Good luck with it man, it's not an easy industry, but it can be really rewarding.
Like I said, any questions you got that I might be able to help with let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Thanks for that mate, I'm sure we'll pick your brains a few times the coming months.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Anything by Stephen King
He is possibly the bestest writer out there.

I often recommend Great Apes,

alt: Mint choc or pistachio

altalt... by being well paid to do a job and act like a professional*




Not really of course
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
wait a minute
how are you judging "greatness"? can you do that without dozer?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
+ IT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)
hello?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Yeah I've forgotten my password again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Its "fucknugget"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Thanks, you're a much better IT guy than Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Who isnt...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Monty, Stunned, Swipe, Stephen fucking Hawking
I'm amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)
You'd pay good money to witness Monty spending a day fielding the calls you deal with on an average day though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Everything floats down here

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
stephen King? Best? Reaaallly?
If you want horror, Clive Barker is much better (except a couple of the later ones, but they still kick King's ass)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
Was mocking a thread from yesterday

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
oh OK
that makes more sense. I'm sure he's a fine author but he's not even best in his genre, I think he's just good at marketing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
I'm reading Lemmy's autobiography at the moment
The warty one, not the feathery one

Alt:
Malteser and Horlicks from Beckleberry

AltAlt:
Pretend to cough
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Saw them at Hyde Park last week,
He is looking old now. Got the old man big ears and long teeth and grey face. He can still rock, and I'm convinced he's just going to keel over on stage one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)
the feathery one was being super cute last night
after a morning of being all peevish and bitey teenager
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Birds are not cute
they are the shit pet of the elderly
HTHs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Have you got one then?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I have a proper persons pet
a dog for men, and not a gay one either
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
^ can't pull the birds ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)
*Been married that long that I can barely pull myself *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Banana ice cream FTW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Salted caramel ice cream.
Next thread.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)
you say this, and it's a fair answer
but how about jaffa orange ice cream enclosed in a shell of chocolate? or lemon curd ice cream studded with jammy dodger? or turkish delight ice cream with chunks of rose and lemon turkish delight?

i don't think you thought this through.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
do these things exist in real life?
or just London?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
i had them in halifax!
jaffa cake sounds great with a reet yorkshire accent.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)
i didn't know banks did ice cream!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:55, Reply)
it's a building society!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Oh
that makes more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)
No it's fucking not.
HBOS - Halifax Bank Of Scotland.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:34, Reply)
^Howard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
How do you think they freeze assets!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
and cream off the profits

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)
not cream off the prophets
though, that was something to do with mary magdelene
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:06, Reply)

ary magdelene EGALOLZ!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Pralines and Dick
For all three.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Im in!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Alt: I think I'll just skip straight to the cheese course

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:40, Reply)
mung bean and lentil ice cream was never going to be top of the hit list

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
MONG bean and BENTil more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Debate: What's the best way to eat ice cream?
Spoon, cone, fork or other?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
A FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck cones. fuck them right in their papery wafery wispy ice cream ruining little asses.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Trough.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Out of a pretty girl's bellybutton.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
This guy speaks for me on all things ice cream eating related

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:48, Reply)

out

+f

pretty girl's sailor's
belly button cock
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Just leave the tub to melt and drink it while crying about how fat you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:47, Reply)
currently Stanislaw Lem
How did I not find him before? Other than that you can't beat a bit of Bizarro or Kurt Vonnegut. I admit that this is probably not what she's after

alt: ben and jerry's phish food. Not had any in AAAAGES. Or ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:44, Reply)
oh that's a good choice
i like the frozen yoghurt version. it's still filthy, but slightly less filth.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:45, Reply)
not had that
is frozen yoghurt just a kind of nod towards social pressures about calorific content?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)
basically
it means you can eat twice as much
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Alt: decent vanilla.
But really the solution is mango sorbet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Scratch that, Kiwi Sorbet

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I don't see how that's going to get me nice and fat whilst I blame it on my social issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)

You could sprinkle sugar on it I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Alright Def Leopard.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
i like sorbet
but it has to be lemon
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Only fat cunts with no self control eat ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
so what's your favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Pasty.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
with carrots
AND he puts his cream on the scones first.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Clotted cream ice cream is pretty fucking nyom.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:57, Reply)
always nice to see a Puritanical rival

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I don't suppose there is much money for ice cream down your way
not while you are saving up to get running water and a crapper INSIDE the house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:00, Reply)
Ewwww what kind of fucking rank bastard would shit inside the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)
But what will the children do if they arent sent to fetch a pale of water
also toilets indoors, think of the germs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Homophones really are your Achilles 'heal', aren't they Bonz?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:08, Reply)
WOT U CALL ME CUNT
I WILL FUCKING STRIPE YOU...


and yes they are when I am typing while doing something else at the same time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
he tried to get off with a homophone
but he was engaged
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I wonder if Iced Butter is A Thing (tm)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121110195329AAncsZX
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
alt: Nobbly Bobbly.
I speak with one of our offshore contractors who goes by the name Hamsadham.

I don't even think he eats ham.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I deal with a chap at an Indian service centre
who has given himself the English name of Vernon Lewis.

"Yiz plz, Wernon Loowus here".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
ham ice cream
c'est bon? Oui, c'est jambon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Brown bread ice cream is excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Cockerknee slang lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I like Bubble Gum, Millions, Skittles, Haribo and all those flavours.
Or if I'm going ice lolly, then it's mojito.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Going Postal & Making Money are two easy to read ones, both enjoyable
Alt: For a cone at home - Mint Choc Chip
From an ice cream van - 99 with a flake
Best lolly - Feast
Best ice cream to eat straight from the tub if you're a fat cunt like myself - Ben & Jerry's Half Baked.

AltAlt: Fake a cough, put the customer on hold and just let the laughter out.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Strawberry Cornetto or FTFO.
Alt: best way is just to laugh and claim it was something else that made you laugh. You get more points for making it absolutely fucking obvious it was their stupid name/face/glasses/wobbly tits that made you laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
You've got the whole world of ice cream types and flavours to choose from
and you go for a Strawberry fucking Cornetto?

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I bet he gets the off-brand cornetto from pound land as a treat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
fish flavoured pornetto

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Pornetto sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)
GIIIIVE IIIIIT TOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
12 inches of solid goodness

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
this is lol
that browser is hilarious

www.b3ta.com/questions/anythingformoney/post2326358
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I prefer scouring second hand shops looking for more obscure ones.
My lad got me Spiceworld: The Movie for 20p.
alt. Cookie dought coconut, bubblegum.
altalt. I really can't I just have to let it out. If I stifle it my face goes all scrunched up. Like a loofer.

I bought some tops online from a website called reem clothing. I hate myself. I was scouring the web an Im too old for all fashion these days.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
You're not too old for fashion.
You're too fat and bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
'Jacamo' do up to 5XL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
All the latest fashions.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Waist up to 54"!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)
You know a little too much about jacamo

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I looked at their website after typing their name into popular search engine 'Google'
I do that for many things.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
when you look up sarcasm, is there a link to your posts?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I don't know, I already understand sarcasm. Did you not see when you typed 'sarcasm' into popular search engine 'Google' to check you had spelled it correctly?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)
snap

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Then I reproduce the information I have uncovered in my own words on here and pass it off as if I knew it already.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:09, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Oh you bitch!
I bet you look like a hobo clown in your work overalls and ginger barnet.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
How can you be so cruel on Winders' birthday? You utter bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
See, it's true that gays aren't human

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
we can't whistle either.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Or look up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)
They can walk upstairs, but not downstairs.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
It's more fun to slide down the bannister

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)

nn rr
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)
GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)
you can take them to water
but you cant make them drink
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
He should be burnt at the stake, surrounded by bundles of sticks bound together as fuel, or 'faggots' to use their proper name.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
then once cooked he could be made into small meat balls

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
His brain is already the right size.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a reference to 'Brains Faggots'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
so he's also the entertaintment?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)

l w + t
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:09, Reply)

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