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	 THERES A FUCKING GREAT BIG WASP IN MY VAN. WHAT DO I DO??
	THERES A FUCKING GREAT BIG WASP IN MY VAN. WHAT DO I DO?? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 UPDATE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS
	UPDATE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 It's alright, he's gone now.
	It's alright, he's gone now. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Update it anyway, people love an anecdote. My newsfeed is all about flying ants, and some Christians being upset with me.
	Update it anyway, people love an anecdote. My newsfeed is all about flying ants, and some Christians being upset with me.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 I want to know what you had to say about flying ants
	I want to know what you had to say about flying ants
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:40,
	
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	 I want to know if he has trained an army of flying ants to attack Christians
	I want to know if he has trained an army of flying ants to attack Christians 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 I haven't commented yet, but it appears people find it absolutely unbelievable to see some flying ants.
	I haven't commented yet, but it appears people find it absolutely unbelievable to see some flying ants.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 they are nasty little cunts
	they are nasty little cunts
 	they get wings just in time for bbq season. ugh.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 Is that true, or is it redbullshit?
	Is that true, or is it redbullshit?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 We had an ants nest last year
	We had an ants nest last year
 	They start flying about now.  Its horrible.  They have been doused this year, as has the fucking wasps nest I found in the roof
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 it's true. Not all of them but certain types. Big ones too.
	it's true. Not all of them but certain types. Big ones too.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 totally true
	totally true
 	big shiny black fuckers they are.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 FFS I WAS JUST MAKING A 'GIVES YOU WINGS' JOKE
	FFS I WAS JUST MAKING A 'GIVES YOU WINGS' JOKE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 Between you and me, mate, I think your bird is a bit thick
	Between you and me, mate, I think your bird is a bit thick
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 *thick bird fives*
	*thick bird fives*
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	rubbish
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 Well I am sorry you confused it with the popular and common phrase 'redbullshit'
	Well I am sorry you confused it with the popular and common phrase 'redbullshit'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 EAT THE DAIM BARS!
	EAT THE DAIM BARS!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 Stop being such a tart and drive off,
	Stop being such a tart and drive off,
 	If you keep the window open it wont be able to fly against the air flow
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 Swat it with one of the 50 Suns on the dashboard
	Swat it with one of the 50 Suns on the dashboard
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:28,
	
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	 I just cleared them out.
	I just cleared them out. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Speed up, thus forcing it towards the back of the van.
	Speed up, thus forcing it towards the back of the van.
 	Then slam on the brakes and it will come crashing into the windscreen
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Poor Diana
	Poor Diana
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 UB4.............
	UB4.............
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 NO, IBNOT
	NO, IBNOT
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:44,
	
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