I'm all for banning them entirely.
Fucking flat cap pricks. They don't even wear brown coats or carry clipboards when they deliver my furniture anymore, much less tug their forelock and call me "guv".
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have to deliver some settees in the morning.
I may need to pop out to buy such items beforehand.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)

It ought to be law.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)

make sure to buy some serviettes while you're at it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I expect he'll put them in the lounge.

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)

with his couch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I hope he has a "chippy tea" once he's finished.

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:17, Reply)

drinking tea made with a tea bag, from a mug.
With sugar added.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

milk after tea, obvs

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

powdered milk

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Living room innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)

No, it isn't

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

No, it is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Drawing room or sitting room.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:25, Reply)

says the man from the land of straw floored hovels

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Manchester?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:37, Reply)

'"oats: a grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:51, Reply)

oats haven't been the staple diet in Scotland for a very long time, do keep up
And the French feed their cattle parsnips, I'm assuming you like a nice honey roasted parsnip, yet a different country use it as cattle feed.

Not sure what your point is here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

says the man who fucked off to a better part of the country as soon as he could

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Now be fair, he didn't head straight to the good bit, he has stayed up in the grim north.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:58, Reply)

it was because I was being forced to subsist on oats and live in a bothy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:59, Reply)

haha, OLD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)

also, i fucking hate parsnips
who eats that shit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:02, Reply)

French horses.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:05, Reply)

wow, you're even foodwrong about vegetables

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

FFS how can you possibly be wrong on ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING?
As I'm in a good-ish mood I will just assume that you're trolling.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)

It's as if they don't revere the 'everyman' career in IT and see you as one of their own.
Which is completely unbelievable.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

They should be able to tell from my post code that I'm not "one of them".

( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I have a negro to assist me sometimes, he calls me 'boss'
But then he calls everyone that because he can't remember names.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I prefer a Sikh.
Good, hard workers, the Sikhs. Plus they're always so colourful.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)

They do this for normal folk
Its only for pseudo French impotent pricks that they don't.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)