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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The hire company have given me a great big van.
So now I'm being forced to visit ikea. For a sofa. Stupid Bollocks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:11,
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Fuck that.
I ain't ever going to Ikea
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:12,
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I have heard the vegetarian option in the restaurant is excellent.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:24,
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What's cheaper than meatballs?
No meatballs.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 17:49,
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Got to admire your fiancee's opportunism, there.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:15,
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he fucking wants to go
apart from anything else it keeps him from the burning rays of the sun
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:17,
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She's been moaning about how long the delivery takes,
Within seconds of hearing I got a van I was fucked.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:24,
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Your card was well punched.
Hope you've got a mate to help lump it about.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:38,
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Can you play the 'it's not insured for personal mileage' card?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:40,
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Or just fucking tell her to get back in the kitchen and get him a sandwich
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 16:45,
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^^^
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Kroney, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 17:21,
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