Hello, I was millimeters away from getting knocked down by a car which decided to ignore both the colour of the traffic lights and the fact it was no left turn.
I bellowed 'WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING YOU FUCKING PRICK? ITS A FUCKING RED LIGHT YOU BELLEND!!!' whilst leaning into his open window. He looked worried.

LOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:10, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

oooohhh your so manly!
*simpers*
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:15, Reply)

I know right, I liked shouting at a man whilst offering next to no real physical threat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I got a semi just reading about it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:22, Reply)

A jumped up, dictionary bashing mid-life skater semi?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:27, Reply)

no, just a semi erect penis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:28, Reply)

exactly! lol!!!11!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:30, Reply)

mong tiger likes semi erect penises

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:32, Reply)

... and preteen hardcore

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)

this bot needs a reprogram

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:51, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 20:33, Reply)

that junction is fucking stupid
it's stupid for pedestrians, because arrogant cunts on bikes and twats turning left think it doesn't apply to them.

and it's stupid for cars, because most people going the other way want to turn left, which they can do, but the second they do, they get stopped by cunt pedestrian traffic lights. so the traffic jam is enormous. and repeated about 250 metres down the road at that junction too.

fucking council cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:31, Reply)

potd!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)

I've only seen cars do it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Clickin dis,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)

\you need a sign.

( Muns, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 22:50, Reply)

Clickin dis,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 23:10, Reply)

Think once, think twice, think frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Almost a failed game of Frogger innit doc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:48, Reply)

read it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 18:51, Reply)

<a href="http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/frogger/frogger.shtml">www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/frogger/frogger.shtml</a>
Save the frog!
www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/frogger/frogger.shtml
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)

woah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:20, Reply)

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Good effort!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:34, Reply)

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There that'll do
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:36, Reply)

<permaban>doctor best troll</permaban>

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 19:37, Reply)