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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So where the fuck is Nakers with the Choo-choo train thread?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:57, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:57, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Good, got a chef now, who's just cooked us a lovely nommy dinner.
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I'm here all week
Try the veal - it'll be better than what his glorified microwave artist will do.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:41, Reply)
Try the veal - it'll be better than what his glorified microwave artist will do.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:41, Reply)
Yeah well I've kinda been off line for a few weeks
The mobile bill this month is over £60 just for using to much DATA
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
The mobile bill this month is over £60 just for using to much DATA
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Well if you look at my normal thread content
this is kinda pushing the boat out for me
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:09, Reply)
this is kinda pushing the boat out for me
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:09, Reply)
THIS IS NAKERS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
he probably just nipped to the toilet
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:10, Reply)
he probably just nipped to the toilet
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:10, Reply)
Well really if I want abuse like that I could go back to the ZZZZzzzzzzzz
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Shouldn't it be train replacement service
Or replacement bus service?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Or replacement bus service?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:16, Reply)
Is that also one of his 'observations'?
I've managed to avoid his comedy as he looks like a cunt.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:20, Reply)
I've managed to avoid his comedy as he looks like a cunt.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:20, Reply)
yes
but my train of thought was replaced with a bus service, and so my mind smells of diesel and poor people
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:18, Reply)
but my train of thought was replaced with a bus service, and so my mind smells of diesel and poor people
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Maybe - horror of horrors - there's no mobile service...
...And he'll be cut off from the world for HOURS!
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:21, Reply)
...And he'll be cut off from the world for HOURS!
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:21, Reply)
look!
peaches in pants
www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/790/Fruit-Vendors-In-China-Found-A-Sexy-Way-To-Sell-Peaches
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:24, Reply)
peaches in pants
www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/790/Fruit-Vendors-In-China-Found-A-Sexy-Way-To-Sell-Peaches
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:24, Reply)
*Update*
He's just got home, wondering about the back garden looking a bit confused.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:51, Reply)
He's just got home, wondering about the back garden looking a bit confused.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:51, Reply)
the scene's gone to shit since Green Renegade left to pursue his DJ career in 'Kernow'
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:05, Reply)
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:05, Reply)
it's all about BIKE threads now
totes navigated 10 miles across london without any digital navigation.
#LEGEND #TEKKERS
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
totes navigated 10 miles across london without any digital navigation.
#LEGEND #TEKKERS
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Technically no, as I'm not in the pub, but close enough to call it a win.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:16, Reply)
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He's busy planning how he's going to look after Monty when he's released from hospital.
We should all offer our sympathies to Boyce. He's got to have Dozers tongue surgically removed from his arse.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
We should all offer our sympathies to Boyce. He's got to have Dozers tongue surgically removed from his arse.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:04, Reply)
I think anything less than chilli and lime chicken would just be insincere
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)
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what's the exchange rate for that then, and how does it compare to nommy pulled pork futures?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:36, Reply)
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:36, Reply)
or we could just page our tame financial consultant
might be a bit beyond his remit of isas and pensions though
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)
might be a bit beyond his remit of isas and pensions though
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:44, Reply)
It's apparently mandatory I make nasty comments like that, as I am, according to text messages received a 'poisonous wanker'.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)
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I bet you write yourself a prescription for those before you have to stop giving out 'scripts.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:53, Reply)
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I finished at the surgery last Friday, in a night of truly heroic drinking, and a Saturday of one of the worst hangovers for years. Viagra are fun, occasionally, just make sure bird or a pet is nearby.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:56, Reply)
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:56, Reply)
youll also find them handy for preventing you rolling out of bed in your sleep
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:15, Reply)
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Boyce claims that the bloke is a nullo, so it's 99% likely to be bullshit.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Put it this way, he's always delighted for bullshit to be created & then passed off as 'fact'.
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I'd never heard the term tinn Enzyme was mentioned. I don't think I know him.
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