No real secret ones. But female comedians just aren't funny. Not being sexist, just the truth.
Cliches - women are shit drivers and only think they can multi-task.

Phil The Greek will die first. No question. Liz will kill him if she had any sense.

Is Russell Grant old enough? I saw a thing at the Fringe on Friday where he came on and did a 5 minute taster of his show and it was BEYOND FUCKING RUBBISH. Who the fuck wants to watch the story of his life, to a disco soundtrack - with that fat cunt wobbling about the stage? I'd happily do him in for nothing.

Lunch - home made lamb and potato soup and a roll.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:49, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

There are some alright female comedians but the BBC seem to hide them away on Radio 4.
The ones they put on the telly are SHIT though, agreed.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I'm not totally closed to the possibly of there being a decent female comedian - I've just not seen one.
Some are 'ok', but some are just absolute shit. When I see them on Mock The Week or whatever I just think it's a bit like female-only shortlisting of MPs. It's all about quotas and not about ability.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Why is it that some women are very funny IRL, but the ones who are supposedly 'a comedian' are so 'fucking shit'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Probably the nature of stand up as a form
We are conditioned to the delivery style of men so while women can be very funny in a conversation it doesn't translate to the stage as well...


boring answer is boring
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Clickin dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

No idea. But someone needs to tell that dreadful Millican woman to pack it the fuck in.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

^^^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I like Shappi Korshandi.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Is that lamb or beef?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

+with a keema naan, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I quite like the dumpy lesbionic scots women ( Calman or sutin)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

She's in my 'ok' group.
Millican and that Nigerian woman who can't go for more than 2 minutes without mentioning that she's Nigerian do my fucking nut.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

south london nigger cunt

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I like the 'hilarious' stern nigerian mother routine she does, it's brilliant and deserves to be done as a punchline to every joke ever

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)