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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That cunt that resigned from the Foreign Office todaySays his expenses aren't enough to rent a flat for his family. He is entitled to 28k a year for accommodation alone. On top of a 90k ministerial salary or 4.5k a month net.
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I'd agreeJohn (now sir) Hutton gave the same reason for standing down in 2010 - despite representing one of the 10th most deprived communities in the UK.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:20,
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ministers get a ministerial salary as well as a parliamentary one.But they are effectively combined. So we are both right.
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Phew. I can't believe he can't rent anywhere for 2.2 a month! Well, anywhere the snotty cunt is prepared to live.
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I'm in discussions with rob about buying offtopic(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:33,
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Broken Britain, so much for Cameron's big society etc etc [INSERT OUTRAGE HERE](
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:19,
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Self-appraisal of five users right there ^(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:16,
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I'm sat in a cupboard at work drinking gin.Doesn't get much cooler than that.
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Saw that yesterday, interesting reading his previous homophobic comments.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:33,
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I didn't say it wasn't possible, I said it was interesting.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:38,
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But congrats on managing to try to sound open minded and worldly but appearing pompous, you fucking Cranley (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:40,
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are you the board arbiter now that cranley's fucked off?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:45,
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But you are an absolute wanker sooooo.....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:46,
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Those in denial of who they are usually do throw barbed comments at what they don't want to undersand.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:37,
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Who is Frank Maloney, please? (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:43,
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I have just done soI'm not really engaged in this revelation, I'm afraid.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:49,
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Fair enough but engagement asideWould you disagree that it's odd and surprising?
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I neither know nor careI'm not remotely interested in boxing or transexuals.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:53,
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Don't mention it.Next time I know of a sporting personality with gender issues I'll be sure to highlight it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:00,
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Evenin'I'll be back after supper - hope you'll all be 'hanging' with the 'homies' later.
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I'm lying down watching telly, is that coolio?You're all invited to my opening btw, see /calendar.
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That only works if it has directions to n actual place.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:38,
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Perma-shattered, but good.Yourself?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:55,
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Nice.How long are you at the fringe for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:00,
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4 nights. Booked Al Murray, Richard herrings, whose line is it anyway and Scottish comedian of the year. A couple of decent restaurants. And will see what we get flyered for.
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Sounds top.Saw Al Murray in a pub in Bristol a few months back.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:09,
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Has anyone made a fringe/cowlick joke yet?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:13,
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I don't know what to have for dinner.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:54,
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It's just grilled meat and salad, have chicken chicken though, not too much red meat.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 18:57,
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double chicken kebab sounds good.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:00,
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It's annoying how you can't see what you've typed until it's posted, they should look into that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:01,
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Ever wonder what Byker Grove star Donna Air is up to these days?www.chroniclelive.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/geordie-star-donna-air-change-7591774
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:04,
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I thought she was very good in the film 'Splice'(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:31,
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I'd thought of little else Thank you for enlightening us.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:06,
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Nah you're alright I'll wait for the prick thread (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:16,
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What? 141 posters on here?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:22,
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How many Cranley bullying accounts are there now? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:25,
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Not being a regular poster and all that I've missed out on the schism.
Which side should I be on?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:32,
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First answer this:How many chipolatas make one normal sausage?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:35,
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Well I'm not sureMaybe three?
Edit - what does that have to do with it?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:36,
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I don't understandI'm not sure I want to.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:40,
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You boozing with DG at the end of the month?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:30,
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Possibly. Hope we will, depends what else we have going on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:39,
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Exactly. Which means if something better comes along, I'll do that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:46,
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Tourettes said they were going for a few daysNo idea what night they are boozing though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:03,
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All of them, I thinkas not everybody could do one day or the other.
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You mean they're meeting Monty and Battered on separate nights? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:12,
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I've got a feeling that they'll find an excuse not to meet up with me. I could be wrong.
But I'm not.
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what, with fumanchustibbinstimstiltongayhamangrilyfonathanjinian?Sounds a bit confusing.
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I advise companies.Mainly on changing their marketing & advertising, but I also advise on the supporting areas: such as the department structure required to deliver the strategy. I also develop new products & services for companies and then launch them.
In the past I've worked for various big brands including Amazon, The Coca-Cola Company, Pizza Hut and Whitbread. I successfully built and sold my own company a couple of years ago.
I'm currently advising a $3.5billion international retail group on their businesses in central Europe.
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Mainly on changing their marketing & advertising, but I also advise on the supporting areas: such as the department structure required to deliver the strategy. I also develop new products & services for companies and then launch them.
In the past I've worked for various big brands including Amazon, The Coca-Cola Company, Pizza Hut and Whitbread. I successfully built and sold my own company a couple of years ago.
I'm currently advising a $3.5billion international retail group on their businesses in central Europe.
kill prostitutes
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 19:57,
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Someone, and I'm not going to say whom, might just be having second thoughts about their career change.Still 5p though innit.
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you realise that to stay in character, once Dr Harold Shitman drops down to a five figure salary you'll have to condescend to him even moreso?(, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:07, Reply)
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