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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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who hasn't posted for a while?metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/man-dies-after-getting-vibrator-stuck-up-his-anus-and-waiting-too-long-to-get-medical-attention-4830046/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:18,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Himjim. He has access to such accessories (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:20,
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... or maybe we misunderstood the type of stroke that everyone's favourite fenian had....(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:22,
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Darth is more likely to do a "robin Williams" I fear(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:23,
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What's the worst thing you've got stuck in your arse?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:29,
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Mr Willis, who lived in Forest Hill with his mother. A 50-year-old man.... well, that's that explained.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:29,
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The object most likely to get irretrievably lodged in his arse is his head(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:35,
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I still have fond memories of the Italian restaurant conversation.(
Kroney, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:40,
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there's no way that a small family run restaurant could compete with Pizza Express in food or service.You French prick.
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Certainly, specially imported Barbera couldn't compete with a free prosecco.I was a fool for thinking it.
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Kroney, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:48,
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Nope. You're definitely an uppity prick.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:54,
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coming from someone who voluntarily had bits of metal shoved through his face and burgernips and thinks it looks goodand wears a turd brown sweatshirt with his name on the front of it.... well, if that's taste, colour me tasteless.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:02,
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well, that's what he wore a few years ago.What he wears these days would offend the blind.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:04,
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I wear vests, too-tight t shirts, plastic screw on ears and jeans with elasticated ankles(, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:05, Reply)
I don't bandy this about like it's a good thing though. I don't need to project my personality through garments.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:08,
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...because if you did, your garb would be even tackier and plastic(, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)
you're his number one fan, lookb3ta.com/search/posts?q=psychochomp
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 17:50,
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the comment today about "it's only dozer and nobody cares" was the most true thing that has ever been posted on this entire site(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:00,
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nah, he just likes a fat hairy hand up his arse(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:02,
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I'm calling Spanky.He has 'form' for this sort of thing. Allegedly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:25,
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if by 'form' you mean 'is a fucking knob and tediously pathological liar' then you're correct(, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
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