Meh. I have a little change jar. only coppers and 5's

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:05, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

typical bummer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Stereotypes are out of control these days.
You dictionary bashing, middle-aged, pierced skater prick.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)

you can't even get your own saying right, you council house state educated balding fat poof

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:10, Reply)

it's not a saying. It's a statement.
Subject to change with whatever other quirky characteristics you take on, as you hurtle towards depression, and the realization that your prime left the building years ago.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:12, Reply)

you're a damning indictment of benefits culture

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:13, Reply)

your a damn waste of oxygen

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)

classic mongo T!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:18, Reply)

You're the poster boy for inbreds.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Would you like my 5p?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:07, Reply)

If you could shape it into a noose and wrap it round your neck.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:08, Reply)

I counted the change I throw in my drawer at work today, there was £72

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Take Rachel to a medium priced eaterie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)

Nah, she don't deserve it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)

FUCK OFF
you can save it up and put it into dollars.

and take me to a medium priced new york eatery.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)

ITS GOING ON THE POST OFFICE MAGIC TRAVEL CARD
$$$$$$$$
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:44, Reply)

YE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I have a small bucket for change
I throw anything from my pocket under a £1 coin. Tried to pick it up yesterday. The handle came off. Can't be arsed to count it - anyone used those machines in supermarkets that count it for you?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)

I have used them loads, did a load on Sunday. They take about 10% but it's really quick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:24, Reply)

yeah I do the one at Sainers but you have to spend the voucher there and then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:27, Reply)

You get a choice for cash or a store voucher on the ones I've used

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)

I never throw enough in for it to make a dent.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)

You can get cash back from the voucher at the cash desk...

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Might try it

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)

You could (possibly) buy a small country with that
Equador? If they want £80 I'll chuck the rest in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I will probably just spend it on lunches and maybe lager to be honest but it's a nice thought

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)

Make an offer on Equador. Or Angola, maybe.
Owning a country is better than lager.

Most things are better than lager.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)

The only thing better than lager is more lager
And boobies
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)

#LADBANTS

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)

#TITS #BIRDS #CHASINGSKIRT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)

Lager is shite.
If you want to know why, I can take you to the factory in Halifax where it's all made, doesn't matter about the name - it's all the same stuff with a few different chemicals.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:33, Reply)

FINE I WONT GET YOU ANY THEN!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)

I am a man of wealth and taste

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:36, Reply)

I am a classless debt ridden moron.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Cask ale is what the cool kids are drinking.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)

They really aren't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Hipster pricks aren't cool kids.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Good beer is good
Bad beer is shite. You need to learn the difference.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:55, Reply)