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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i've been at work for almost 12 hours
and you lot haven't been EVEN REMOTELY DISTRACTING AND ENTERTAINING. i hope you all get blue fluffy shit in your belly buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:24, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm too busy sitting on the top floor of a tower block & boasting about taking 3 tabs of acid to post.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Alright battered not seen you on here for a while

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:39, Reply)
Been busy preparing for my gig. Recording stuff from the radio on to my C90 cassettes ready for my amazing DJ come back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:42, Reply)
*gets popcorn*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Play nicely?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Nah it's Saturday night let's have some fun

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I won't have much sleep the next 24hours, so it's no booze and chemicals. Bugger.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:51, Reply)
hahahahaha...funniest thing ever

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:48, Reply)
no youn r
007 on itv4, oh yes
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I quite like belly button fluff.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:35, Reply)
I don't get why girls don't like it
Mrs tangle hates it when I pluck mine out and present it to her.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Stir fry it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:39, Reply)
My favourite trick is to try to sneak it into her bellybutton

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:40, Reply)
If only McBeef had tried that before Lusty kicked him to the kerb.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I'm not sure that would've helped

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Alright tango.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:03, Reply)
Alright windle

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:08, Reply)
What's going on?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:10, Reply)
We've got a cuckoo in the nest tonight, so I'm taking it easy with a beer and a smoke
What's going on with you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:27, Reply)
Ladypig went to bed early, so I'm watching Shawshank and drinking tiny cans of beer to feel like a giant.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:34, Reply)
I'm at a rubbish pub buffet, old lot leavingdo. Christ, egg mayo sandwiches, and crisps. Hardly rolled it out?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:38, Reply)
I'm going to go and roll one out now
Someone pour battered another drink, I'll be back in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Usual patron Battered?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:55, Reply)
best get him some coke and a wank as well

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Oh. Start a thread and fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:01, Reply)
as usual

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:07, Reply)
what a prick eh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:08, Reply)
fackin moanin about everyone else not postin then fucks off
diabolical liberty innit
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:14, Reply)
She'll be spending quality time with her frog and her budgie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:21, Reply)
is that a euphemism?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:22, Reply)
Yes, it means an overpriced salad, and artisan bread.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:30, Reply)
How's tricks doctor pub?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Good mate, handover at two am, stocktake then, cig and machine people in early, staff meeting at ten, open at noon. Can't see much sleep for a day or so.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:46, Reply)
Just got home for a few hours' kip before back in for 7
What a shitter
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:23, Reply)
f ucck smashed agin hic

(Mr Udagawa, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:55, Reply)
I'm here
I have beer. This is a good thing. I need snacks and I have none. This is a bad thing.
More news as it happens.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 22:56, Reply)
Toast?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:02, Reply)
Excellent idea

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:06, Reply)
I'm thinking of it as a bar snack.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:08, Reply)
I may have toasted malt loaf

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:16, Reply)
Malt loaf is lovely grub.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:19, Reply)
I have it now
Awesome
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:29, Reply)
Good lad. Proper butter I hope?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:33, Reply)
Non-butter substitutes are for homosexualists and general weirdos

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:36, Reply)
Agreed, I never use spreads on sandwiches, but for toast stuff, butter is the only stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:40, Reply)
I was at work for 36 hours on Monday/Tuesday this week just gone
Have I ever mentioned how shite I am at deadlines?
(berk, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:11, Reply)
No sleep?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:11, Reply)
If you need sleep you haven't had enough caffeine

(berk, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:13, Reply)
Luckily, I know a doctor who can prescribe dextroamphetamine :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:15, Reply)
Aren't you a lucky boy!

(berk, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:54, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:23, Reply)
^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:24, Reply)
^ fugly ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:27, Reply)
^ #fatpsychobitch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:29, Reply)
Tosser.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:33, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:33, Reply)
At least he can

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:35, Reply)
\o/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:36, Reply)
I NO UR U SED U R BUT WAT AM I?????!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:51, Reply)
alrizzle yeah
I had a lovely Indian whisky today.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:17, Reply)
We will have an excellent selection of whiskeys, Bells, Teachers and that single malt that comes from Scotland. And an Irish one too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:35, Reply)
glenfiddich or gtfo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:38, Reply)
Tesco.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 23:55, Reply)
classy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 0:03, Reply)

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