I've got absolutely no idea Bonzers
It's just the local lingo, innit?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Edinburgh isnt scotland though mate
I have been trying to figure it -coupon book = look - maybe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

AHL MARK YOUR FUGGIN COUPON IN A MINUTE SONNY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:32, Reply)

^^TGGI

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Looks it's not fucking cock-er-knee rhyming slang
Don't try to fucking understand it, FFS.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:34, Reply)

It must have an etymology though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

Ok then, tell me where BAWBAG and CUNTYBAWSACKS comes from then Dr fucking Johnson?
*straightens tie*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:36, Reply)

bawbag
is ballbag said by someone with a speech impediment, aka scottish accent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Coming from someone who I imagine speaking like the 3rd Gallagher brother, this is fucking priceless.
SUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:43, Reply)

you do know there is a third gallagher brother already, don't you?
but no, wrong. i learned to speak in yorkshire, so sounded like a farmer, then we moved to buckinghamshire when i was 4. and overnight i turned into the queen, because the other little girls at school were shocked when i said "plum" like a northerner.

something to help you with those lonely late night wank fests.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)

tl;dr - I was mercilessly bullied and had to change to blend in with all the other brats.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)

it was the most middle class bullying ever
"the new girl in our class says PLUM"

"no she doesn't"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:12, Reply)

CRUEL HEARTLESS BITCHES

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:15, Reply)

i got much worse bullying when i moved up north again, years later
teachers always made me read everything out loud because they liked the accent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:18, Reply)

They made you read?
That's the fucking worst bullying I've ever heard of. How on earth did they get away with it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:22, Reply)

i was only 18
*sob*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Baw is clearly the droning voice of the ill educated trying to say Ball
Ball bag becomes BAWBAG when said by chavs (Or Ned as I believe you chaps call them) Ball Bag has been used for many years to describe a mans testes,

CUNTYBAWSACKS will have the same origin except that sack has transposed Bag and Cunty- a derivation of the old English Quint to describe a vagina and that has then been turned into a portmanteau...


*DROPS THE MIKE*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:41, Reply)

it only took me one sentence to say this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)

^ Shit Lawyer^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)

boss??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:53, Reply)

RUMBLED
Always use 12 sentences when 1 will do that's day 1 of lawyer school
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:57, Reply)

yes, if you went in 1840
you wouldn't get very far these days if you are working to a fixed fee or having to justify your time to the court.

stick to computers, there's a good lad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)

^works for a shit law firm that isnt good enough to charge exorbitant prices^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:02, Reply)

you get what you pay for
anyone who thinks the fees are "exorbitant" is welcome to go to a smaller, shittier firm. and drown in their own bitterness and lack of success.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Bit like hookers innit
do you drop £2k on a tasty one or just have a crywank
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:06, Reply)

You pay more an hour to get access to PI insurance with bigger limits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:07, Reply)

typical insurers... making a fortune out of the competent...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Usually.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)

PSYCHE

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Aug 2014, 16:44, Reply)