alright
Who's the fittest newsreader? Past or present, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:01, 37 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

john craven

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Good call.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)

wow this is shit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Moira Stewart.
My old racist neighbour used to call her titty lips.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)

wow that's some deviant perverted shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

'wow that's some deviant perverted shit'
You say that like it's a bad thing! +1 for the Moira Stuart, still would.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)

salt & pepper?
You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Reginald Bosanquet
Or possibly Brian Redhead
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Loch Ness Monster expert, Nicholas Witchell or GTFO

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Don't do scabs, soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)

who cares?
their professional and compassionate demeanour is much more important.

you'd cream yourself over the new stilettos that i'm wearing today, you weird footboy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Sian Williams had Vivienne Westwood on her current affairs programme yesterday.
Williams is still hot.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Fucking wrong faced bender.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Monty is bent.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has asked me to "straighten him out".

Mmmmmmmm. Pussy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)