evening

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:12, 171 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:17, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Ahoy, Sailor!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:21, Reply)

alright dissy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:23, Reply)

All my close friends call me TD

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:29, Reply)

alright dissy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:31, Reply)

Slightly adapted reference to popular cartoon show - reference missed, it appears.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)

alright dissy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)

only the intellectual ones, though?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

so nobody then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Providing it's with dignity
Was the next line.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Sorry about that
But only The Doveston is TD around here.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)

^upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)

^has Aids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)

Yes I caught if off your dead mum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:38, Reply)

edgy bantz!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Soz I forgot you actually do have a dead mum so imagine I just said YM not YDM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:41, Reply)

You're showing your caring side.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Some things I wouldn't deliberately joke about.
IMAGINE THAT!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)

aidsmums, paedobrothers, drugs abuse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)

I suppose IRL horrific traumatic events are my limit.
Paedo brothers are fair game though
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:50, Reply)

what about bankruptcy based fraud?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)

If it's of your own doing then all is well.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)

Has he flounced yet?
Haven't seen him for a bit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Who?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:59, Reply)

Batso, you prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:02, Reply)

Oh I was just talking hypothetical obv
He started and deleted a thread yesterday as usual, prolly about stage 4 of a flounce I suppose.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:09, Reply)

event1 mods banned him

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:02, Reply)

^TBWABHGI

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:09, Reply)

^WWTBAM

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:11, Reply)

I'm going to have to put you on 2.0, you verminous QOTW killer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Trolls are ruining #bafr :(((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:44, Reply)

it's why legless doesn't post anymore :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)

horrors

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:40, Reply)

did you rate Primary Colours?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Yeah
I put red in first place, then blue, and yellow last.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)

hipster prickballs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:47, Reply)

It's true that I only have their first record and an early single

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)

The 'tea time' thread, good stuff as always.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Bogbrush

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Police have discovered dozens of bodies
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2743584/Bus-crashes-cemetery-railings-scores-graves.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Got quite a way in didn't it?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Just having a shit. lollollol

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:15, Reply)

Horrible.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)

That's Mr Horrible to you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)

Gonna watch 'If', not seen for years, was a toss up between that and 'The Phantom Tollbooth'

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:43, Reply)

You need to watch more Dempsey and Makepeace.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:46, Reply)

good evening.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:58, Reply)

^ best one on here

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:01, Reply)

hello you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:03, Reply)

I'm cooking lime and honey chilli chicken for supper.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:02, Reply)

i'm having steak and chips because i'm lazy.
might do a fried egg to go on top.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:03, Reply)

i suppose it is
although truly I'd describe it as mediocre. I'm on decaf tea, wish I had wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:12, Reply)

you could get some wine.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:17, Reply)

tea was closer
it may be time to sit in a duvet and read for a few hours. ROCK AND ROLL THURSDAY
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:29, Reply)

i'm going to fire up a documentary of some sort,
maybe nazis? maybe murderers? maybe animals? WHO KNOWS!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:30, Reply)

I'm watching a documentary about Egyptian lady pharaohs.
It's 'alright'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:32, Reply)

me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:34, Reply)

I saw it was on, but didn't sphynx I'd enjoy it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:35, Reply)

i've gone with some old horizon as iplayer is easy.
it's about "the dark web" so i imagine we'll all be in it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:40, Reply)

Dempsey and Makepeace is where the action is.
It's the true story of a 'Yank' cop who has to move to England for his own safety after a 'hit' is put out on him, it's well gritty and true to life and dead good and violent and they rarely swear and it's like, well good. And there are baddies in it and everything.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Or try and find 'On The Shuttle Busses'
Laugh, as Chinny Reckon tries to avoid doing any work, whilst Jimmy Hill falls victim to yet another hilarious gag.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:38, Reply)

women feel comfortable in my presence

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:29, Reply)

Joan Rivers is dead.
Cavy should do a tribute gig.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:32, Reply)

i thought she died a few days ago?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:32, Reply)

nah, stopped breathing the dippit auld boot
Been oan life support since.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Are you drunk or is that Scottish?
Legend she was. Controversial right up to the end. Her last "joke" will be saying that the Palestinians only have themselves to blame.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:16, Reply)

No, she is drinking decaf tea instead of wine. She said so up ^ there a bit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:35, Reply)

ah, the old switcheroo,
good work. top lols.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Oh yes, the old switcheroo.
Never saw that coming did you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:39, Reply)

i'll be honest jeff,
i really didn't
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:41, Reply)

It was quite an underwhelming switcheroo if I'm being honest.
I'd have not replied to your reply, but it was an excuse to write the word 'switcheroo' - a word I've decided I quite like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:43, Reply)

it's a fine word.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:43, Reply)

Ha! PSYCHE!!!
I don't really like the word 'switcheroo' - I've just 'switcheroo'd' my real views on the word 'switcheroo' meaning you've been the victim of a double-switcheroo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:45, Reply)

oh, you cad.
:(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:47, Reply)

You've fallen for it AGAIN!
'Cos I actually really like the word 'switcheroo'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:48, Reply)

bored with typing the word switcheroo now, suggest we leave it where it is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:49, Reply)

her face will start decomposing in 2078

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:33, Reply)

well isn't this a bent little party you benders are having
megalolz
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:32, Reply)

delete this casual homophobia please

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:33, Reply)

deletion is 4 fagits

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:38, Reply)

Give it ten minutes then delete this please.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:39, Reply)