I am determined that today should not conk out post-wise
I am about to unleash fire and brimstone upon Asda as they are fucking incapable of delivering a full shop, ever. The sheer amount of unavailable items is fucking stupid. Its not like I'm ordering Unicorn steaks ffs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:47, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You should, they've just go them back in stock.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:48, Reply)

They failed to deliver carrots last week
Carrots. Are you seriously telling me that if I go to the shop there wont be a single on in there?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Cancel your online shopping if you're going to check, you can just buy the rest of the stuff while you're there

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:51, Reply)

*smacks head*
Why didn't I think of this?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)

*Updates CV*
PROBLEM SOLVING
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)

They probably only have monthly deliveries up north.
There isn't much call for healthy food up there. If you'd have stuck with offal, you would have been fine.
( Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Last nights was missing lamb chops, chicken legs, sausages, plums and strawberries
Fucking useless cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I'm surprised that they didn't do their like for like replacement thing
and give you five black puddings.
( Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I've never done that
My mate once had a lemon replaced with lemon dishwasher tablets
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Quality.
Mine have always been fairly mundane, although I was a bit pissed off when they replaced a special offer 90 wash box of detergent with a 28 wash box and charged the same price. They couldn't understand why I wasn't happy.
( Muns, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

alright Battered, nice to have you back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Good evening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)

I've got loads of work to do, that apparently had to be sorted by today.
So you'll have to fill in for me a bit on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)

OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Our Harrod's deliveries seem to be ok, trythem?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Replacement items are always a laugh.
we had no beef steaks, so here's a bottle of bleach.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)