morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:33, 60 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hello mr horrible.
The Doris has just made me a coffee and a bacon roll.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:44, Reply)

That woman is a keeper!
I will be getting a bacon sandwich from the stodge wagon near our offices. I fear it may not be as good as your one. I shall report later.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:53, Reply)

lovely

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:55, Reply)

fannybaws

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:54, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:55, Reply)

alright mr lovely xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:57, Reply)

Finally, the Answer is Here
I' ve said it once, I' ve said it a THOUSAND times...
I' m sick of bogus claims and fake " businesses-in-a-box" .

That' s why I' m STOKED to finally share this information
with you. It has literally lined my pockets with over
$1.1 million in the last 120 days alone.

... I' ll guarantee you' ll make $500, minimum.

Let me repeat that in case you glanced over this line too quickly...

... I promise you $500 if you move forward, MINIMUM.

It' s literally impossible for you to make LESS than $500. Fair?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:01, Reply)

meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:05, Reply)

Alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:06, Reply)

I'M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where do I send £5,000?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:29, Reply)

Just give me the cash and I will arrange everything

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Sure thing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:41, Reply)

It certainly is a sure thing.
It' s literally impossible for you to make LESS than $500
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:44, Reply)

When I wake up in the morning, love
And the sunlight hurts my eyes
And something without warning, love
Bears heavy on my mind

Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:37, Reply)

When I wake up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir, so that every mouth can be fed. Poor me, thisisshite.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:43, Reply)

Did none of you bid on this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-29109506
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Monty has Lovejoy's MULLETT.
HTH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Business in the front, party in the back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Is this a euphimism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:56, Reply)

euphemism

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)

my boss insists on short hair but chicks dig long hair.
MULLET SOLUTION!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:59, Reply)

You don't have much choice about yours being short at the front though, eh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)

dunno wat u mean lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

It's an hilarious joke about your male pattern baldness, see?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

no, not really
I have a full head of hair.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Your boss tells you how to wear your hair? Bit weird
Have you seen the film 'secretary'?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

Yes, I have seen it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:02, Reply)

That's you that is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Lovejoy was shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Morning OT chums. How are we this fine day?I'm still working my way throughSunday's roast. so I haveroast beef and mustard butties. All is good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:55, Reply)

No Internet and no working software at work today. Even less to do than usual. Yesssss! It's going to be a great day!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Go to the half flat and half wank in every half room

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

I wish I could

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Not allowed in the main bedroom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:04, Reply)

I am. There is no spare room now though, the budgie has that one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Half budgie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Who wants to see a picture of me looking like a mong on Sunday?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)

mememememe

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:12, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

MNNNNGG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Lol, there's a 'professional' one of me on my bike doing that charity ride where I look like a MASSIVE TWAT
I'm not posting it though
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Needs more white denim jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I rather like the \o/ at the bottom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Why are you being controled like a puppet?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)

That was 13 miles in
I'd lost control of my limbs by then
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:21, Reply)

No excuse, its clearly cheating and I want my money back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:25, Reply)

We all are, man
It's time to WAKE UP SHEEPLE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Shit...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:22, Reply)