GeordieJay has an irreparably damaged immune system.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:56, 33 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I wonder if Jesus will cure people with gay diseases when he returns.

( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Hilarious, do keep these up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)

This place will be dead on its arse when Jason is dead on his arse

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)

pretty soon then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I hope not, Jason is alright, you on the other hand are an annoyance and I hope you die tomorrow.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)

HA!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Frog and Jason sitting in a tree.
F-I-S-T-I-N-G
( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Oh I see, Dozer fan eh? That's a first.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Without him what would the fraggles eat?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Nah, just banter.
No-one can stand that cunt.
( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Poor Dozy.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

I'm not convinced, I think you want dozers plums in your gob.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Jelly

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)

You have an irreparably damaged humour system.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Don't worry, unionists, charm offensive imminent!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-29126386

We can't lose.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)

The 'No' campaign are avoiding their biggest campaign point.
They should point out that a seperate Scotland will not be a member of the EEU and therefore require border controls, which will restrict the supply of heroin and send the price of skag through the roof. The tight drug addicted haggis lovers won't want that!
( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)

And they might not have any b&qs anymore

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

According to the Chief Toad-in-Waiting, brown supply would be unaffected
as EU entry is automatic and guaranteed.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I doubt anyone up north remembers that though, as Scots people have very poor long term memory and paranoia due to alcohol and drug abuse though.

( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Something else they should be concerned about
is that the Mars factory is in Slough.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

We could swap oil fields for the Mars factory.
they'd be happy with that.
( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

YES!!!! Send three utter cunts to convince them! Independence is a cert!

( Peej, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

You can see the problem.
On the one hand, there's a fat, toad-faced fantasist and on the other, three public schoolboys with nothing in common with the average Scot and a serious case of elitism. The whole lot of them cause such a charm vacuum that I'm concerned putting all four of them in a room will cause a full-on black hole.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)

it should be decided by a ruck in a car park.
I reckon salmond could take all three provided they don't tire him out too much first.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)

That wouldn't be a contest.
They should bring Prescott out of retirement to be their champion.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I think we should get a vote. One question
"Should Scotland fuck off out of the union?"

The yes campaign would have a landslide victory. I have no idea why the Tories are against it. Scotland fucking off would pretty much guarantee them power for a long long time.
( Peej, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

except that Scotland has only had any influence in a general election once in the last 100 years...

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

This genuinely appeared on Facebook today, from my old physics teacher
"What way would Jesus have voted? Remembering how he treated the money lenders in the temple must give you a clue."

What the actual fuck? Now that is fucking scraping the arse-end of the barrel if I ever I saw it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I'm going to assume this means he wants Englishmen to storm the stage at the next debate to tip Salmond's table over.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

We've come back to Humpty Dumpty again....

( Muns, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:34, Reply)

You're just not putting the effort into your lies these days.

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)