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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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CRAIG DAVID THREAD
1. Craig David all over your _________? Can you fill me in.

2. What's your flavour? Tell me, what's your flavour?

3. Are you 'chilling' on Sunday?

Selecta
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:00, 119 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
1. Creme Patissere
2. Spite
3. Like a villain
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Might have a desk can in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)
i wanna go and drink in the sun to celebrate my e,mployment opportunites

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Have you got a new job Nakers?
You seem to change jobs every other week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
this was a 12 month contract, maternity cover, and the girl is coming back so
onwards and upwards
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
As long as they keep getting knocked up, you keep getting work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
I did have an offer of a job for 3 months, paying stupid money, but I couldn't face looking for another so quickly





oh good lord I'm cranley
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
your job offers and interviews are real tho

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
plus I'm a 6' 2" giant of a man
with great legs and jazzy sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
The success of Team GB in the Olympics
Was down in no small part to Craig David. The help he have the archery team is often overlooked.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Did he choose their equipment for them?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Yes Mr The Snake.
Yes he did.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
1. on our local radio it's a kind of 'boink' noise
2. butterscotch. Or beer.

3. yup, with beer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
My radio does that too, they must be the same make

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Bush
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Sony hackchully

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
I'm walking away from this thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Go selecta!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Making moves yeah on the dancefloor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Meatsnake it's all up to you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
I was standing with the keys in my hand to the 4x4

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
don't boast m8 I don't have a car anymore okay?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Got a rendezvous?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
1. Car bonnet
2. Flav
3. Yes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
1. + Legs akimbo and 'presenting'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Of course

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
It's a little known fact that craig david appeared in an advert for coke a cola whilst I was global director of marketing and branding in 2007.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Was your close personal friend, the one off of Friends there too?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
What, Marcel?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I've told stunned, and possibly others.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
1. Mirth
2. black, with a spoon.
3. No Im out on the aaaaaaale

proper bo, our Kes.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Is black with a spoon a flavour? I bet it's 'umami' you hipster

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
salmon skin roll

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
You should pick up a nice girl whilst you're out, you don't want to be gay all your life you know.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
yes yes, we know
bore off Dozer
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I know a guy from Staines who smeared dog shit under craig davids car door handles.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Craig David all over your bottle of hand sanitiser

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
it's all glamour with you ent it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I once went for a pint with Battered

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
how was it, you can be truthful now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
£10 on 'he's alright in real life'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
is your opinion or prediction of peej's response?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
the response

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
He's akshully really tall in real life. Taller than stunned even.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
impossible

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)
It was a lie on the internet.
"Well Mr Battered" I said "Its customary to stand up when shaking someones hand"

"I am standing up" He replied.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
you might be able to do the same joke with me one day, that would be fun!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)

"Well Mr Meatsnake" I said "It's customary to at least try and lift your ginormous head off the floor when greeting someone!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Doesn't work now, my head is standard size. My bike helmet is size M
For Medium not Massive before you get any ideas about doing a joke
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Mega sized

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
You're spiteful :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
MY FUCKING WORD ITS BIG

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Et tu crow?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Sorry man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
well, i suppose i did post a picture of you with 'sweaty pervert' written on it yesterday so.....still m8s yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Deal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)
If I die tonight I will die happy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Starter for ten
Words that sporters has never heard...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I would like that.
You are allowed to visit Cornwall without her you know
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
her dad said I can use his place down your way "anytime you like" no mention of having her with me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Did he mention anything about bringing all your internet mates down with you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
i will have soem time off at the end of October, lets go then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
baggsy the big bed !!

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Will have to be mid October as I'm away start of November

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
I can make that work no probs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
wicked we will work out the dates on put an event on /calendar

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)
No but reading between the lines he clearly means bring anyone but not Stunned, possibly others

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
I have never pissed myself
however I have vomited on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Lusty and Monty were there so good akshurly
I also once went for a pint with Stunned, Monty and LiC. I went for a pint with Jeff once too but I didn't mae a good impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)
To be fair, your Jethro impression was very good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Did he do his whole
"Scared of Fire" act... because that's not an act
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I just bought a rear windscreen wiper motor

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
I stayed over at Monty's london pad

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
when i met him he helpfully wore a Hawkwind t-shirt and top knot so I'd recognise him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I don't think I've seen him wear anything else
Not even trousers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
I smeared dog shit under montys love handles

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
i thought he was doing a Rolf Harris impression :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Jim Branning is dead now.
Oh cruel world!!
(off Eastenders)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Don't care/good
delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)
Don't good?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
No, don't.
PLEASE CAN EVERYONE STOP GOODING
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
unpossible

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I cant help it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
dunno who that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)

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