look at this idiot

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7599942.stm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:58, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"All my money goes on Westlife - about £4,000 a year. I must be their biggest fan."
According to other reports she is currently not working. How the bubblyfuck does she afford to blow 4K on Westlife shite??? Thats £72.00 a week!?!?!?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:01, Reply)

This
makes me sick!
Why would you ruin your body like that?! She's going to have that for THE REST OF HER LIFE! Seriously, what was she thinking!!!

Everyone knows Take That are much better.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:03, Reply)

Her husbands's not a fan
Can you manage have to look at that whenever you fancy a bit of doggy action? It would put you right off your stroke.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:03, Reply)

I wasn't surprised to see she was from Wales
I bet she is a shrieking, relentless harridan.

I missed the bit that said she wasn't working...

her poor husband "can't abide westlife, but he doesn't say much."

not if he knows what is good for him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Pudgy little thing, isn't she?
For a fact that would utterly put me off if I had to look at them leering from her rather broad back every day...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:32, Reply)

why
is she an idiot?

No different to someone having a face full of piercings, an alterative hairstyle or some tribal tattoo
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Jesus Shuddering Fuck.
That's all I can say.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:37, Reply)

what a
fucking MORON!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:17, Reply)

it's a lot different to piercings and a haircut
maybe not the tribal tattoo, but I would call someone an idiot if they had a massive unsightly tribal tattoo across their shoulders too

plus, she says she spends £4k a year following a band and I infer from the article that her husband is most likely henpecked into providing this money.

anyone who does that for any band needs their head examined.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:27, Reply)

I have actually been there !
Not in the biblical sense you dirty minded little devils!

But I once went to a party in Abercwmboi

Jesus!

I am a proud Welshman and treat the obvious jokes about sheepshagging and interbreeding with a light heart and a rapier like riposte.

But Abercwmboi !!!!!

its like a cliche ..... they really DO shag sheep and I swear they are all related rather too closely for such a small commuinity!

The guy who about 300 years ago first invented the sheepshagging/inbreeding jokes obviously, like me, was once invited to a party in Abercwmboi.

If a suitable QOTW comes up I will tell the full terrible tale of that party. Suffice to say it was so bad it was to my great and genuine shame the only time I ever drove while over the limit.

But it was that or my 3 friends and I would have been lynched by the locals!. Screeching, smoking tyres, the last mate jumping into the moving car through a thankfully open window dukes of hazard style pursued by a topless 20 stone horror show of a woman, with a lynching party trying to block us into the street with abandoned tesco trollys!

Mmmmmm Abercwmboi. Jesus!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:37, Reply)

Vipros
I disagree im afraid. Davros G spends a frankly obsessive and stupid amounts of money and time on Daleks but is regarded as perfectly normal* by the rest of us, and I think the qotw a while ago on hobbies could end up with a lot of posters in a media story like that so a dizzy bint who likes Westlife shouldn't be any different.



* normal ish, sort of, just about.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:48, Reply)

The differences are
that DG is spending his own money on his Daleks, and if he ever tires of them he can get rid of them easily and not ever have any sign that they existed.

Chavelle there is unemployed, spending her husband's pay, and has made them a permanent part of her flesh.

She's a nutter.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:26, Reply)

Artistically speaking
Tis quite a good tattoo though, looks like them.

I am shocked she can afford to spend that much when she isn't working though. I work and don't have 72 squid a week to flounce away
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:41, Reply)

Leave her alone you bullies
I think she did very well to get them all to sign her back. And if they all agree not to age she wont ever need to have the tat touched up.

I am curious to know what the one on her arm says.

Plus, she is developing back tits. They are rare and should be treasured.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:01, Reply)

I think the one
on her arm says Colin, which appears to be her husbands name.

Back tits? I have never heard of such a thing before and I am horrified. Cheers for that.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:04, Reply)

@Halfy
I like you, will you be my friend?

(He would really like a Cyberman too - thank sugary fuck we can't afford it.)

To be fair, he hasn't bought any more daleks since the January sales. And the plus side is he's a dream to buy for at Christmas time & birthdays :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:18, Reply)

Erm
for the record I don't spend obsessive and stupid amounts of time and money on Daleks. My collection is actually not all that huge, amounting to one full sized job and a few scale replicas, about 9 in all. Some of which I bought myself in sales, and some of which were presents.

Admittedly the full size one cost a fair whack of money, but it was money left from an inheritence I got when I lived alone and most of which was spent on sensible things, like buying a house...

But I get the reference, Halfy, and am not having a pop. And thanks for the 'normal' tag :-) But frankly, an unemployed mother of 40 should really get her priorities straight before blowing 4 grand a year on a quartet of glorified karaoke singers...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:28, Reply)

^this
Davro's last line is what I'm talking about.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:53, Reply)

"All my money goes on Westlife - about £4,000 a year."
4k a year? No wonder. I wouldn't pay her a penny over 4p a year if she worked for me.
(dchurch bah, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:05, Reply)