Morning
'Why is it that even at 7.30 the fucking tube is rammed?' -Because London is an overpopulated, overpriced festering sore on the arse of the world - and all of the maggots want a bit of the pus.
I would cull everyone who was inside a football stadium on a particularly busy weekend for the game.
Alt: In her younger days - Edwina currie
Altalt: Brown toast. Tea - lots of tea
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:04, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Edwina Currie ffs?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:05, Reply)

Oh yes -Edwina Currie
A bit strict and Schoolmarmy on the outside, all kinky on the inside. See also Alex Polizzi.
I'm going for a little lie-down.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:11, Reply)

I bet you'd have a bit of Gillian Mckeith given half a Viagra and some house wine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:13, Reply)

Nope
Doesn't have whatever it is that Edwina and Alex seem to have. Can't explain it any better than that.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:19, Reply)

polizzi salmond
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Whaaaa whaaaa whaaa, I'm too weak minded and soft to enjoy one of the worlds greatest cities, I think I'll live in Cov instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:06, Reply)

Lived and worked there for nearly two years

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:09, Reply)

And it broke you, pussy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:10, Reply)

Nope, made some money but realised I hadn't enjoyed the place much in 2 years
Only been back twice* in the last 17 years. The place hasn't improved.

*Seasick Steve gig in 2010 and a trade show last week.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:15, Reply)

Admit it, you haven't got the balls to make the most of it
So you scuttled off to the provinces to wallow in mediocrity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Pussyole bumpkin be all like "Oh noes, dayer open on sundayz and I can by fags at 2am"
Proper Londers are the salt of this earth, and know how to escape the city when it gets a bit too awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:02, Reply)

such an angry man.

( wanderlust, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:10, Reply)

+ fat, dull, slow witted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:11, Reply)

Such a terrible shit hole
"London is already remarkably heavily wooded. The [Forestry] commission says that there are some 65,000 woodlands and stands of trees in the city, covering over 17,500 acres, just under a fifth of the entire area of Greater London. Over 12,000 acres of this is made up of sizeable woods of at least 22 acres. And two-thirds of it is registered as ancient woodland, suggesting that it is part of the original forest which once covered the country."
( Kroney, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:18, Reply)

I lived in London doing hospital practice. Travel was a nightmare, I ended up flogging the car. And cyclists are absolute cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:24, Reply)

It's got its problems, though I've not found driving to be any worse than anywhere else
but I do take exception to some chipster claiming that a Sixties concrete eyesore of a provincial market town is somehow a better place to live because he once spent a couple of years in Walthamstow and didn't like it.

And cyclists are utter cunts all over the country.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Horses can be an arse pain in the sticks around here. Long faced cunts, shitting everywhere.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:32, Reply)

There are quite a few horses round here - generally they're ok but....
...Not far from my gaff there's a polo ground - the riders can be less than courteous when using the road
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:44, Reply)

reverse snobbery ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:47, Reply)

The ones from the stud farm just up the road are great - really polite and actually like a chat*
The Polo boys are a bit offish.

*I see them in the village fairly often - they like the horses to drink from the spring
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:52, Reply)

well they are hardly likely to engage in conversation with a prole such as yourself now, are they?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Horse owners aregenerally cocks. They seem to ignore road rules, much the same way cyclists do.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Joins the London is a shit place bandwagon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:20, Reply)