ah, 360 reviews
it's great when clients ask for them for total cunts, but you have to be really nice about them, because they're still clients.

the salad shop HAD NO CUCUMBER. i had to get shredded carrot instead. it's a bloody nice salad, but i am MISSING MY CUCUMBER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

:O
Write to head office. This SHALL NOT STAND.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)

i just can't understand cucumber being so popular
they had a shitload of meats and fish and delicious cheeses and falafel and fresh chillis and yet with all that, every cunt in london woke up this morning and thought, mmmm, CUCUMBER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Cucumber is shit
HTH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Well it certainly is now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Have you checked your seat

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)

yes
now i'd better check your arse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Found it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I bet you needed two hands

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)

only 1 to remove it
I used the other one to have a leisurely wank
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2369390
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)