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Vaporwave, blackgaze or deep filthstep?www.theguardian.com/music/2014/sep/04/-sp-from-charred-death-to-deep-filthstep-the-1264-genres-that-make-modern-music?CMP=twt_gu
Which of the 1,264 musical genres is your favourite? I'm partial to a bit of Shibuya-kei every now and then.
Alt: What ominous foreshadowing is occurring in your life? I have to provide names of people I've worked with to give feedback for my year-end review.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:22,
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ah, 360 reviewsit's great when clients ask for them for total cunts, but you have to be really nice about them, because they're still clients.
the salad shop HAD NO CUCUMBER. i had to get shredded carrot instead. it's a bloody nice salad, but i am MISSING MY CUCUMBER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:27,
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:OWrite to head office. This SHALL NOT STAND.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:29,
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i just can't understand cucumber being so popularthey had a shitload of meats and fish and delicious cheeses and falafel and fresh chillis and yet with all that, every cunt in london woke up this morning and thought, mmmm, CUCUMBER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:32,
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I bet you needed two hands(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:37,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2369390
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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Ambient techno-speedfunkor West Coast turbo-mimecore
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:30,
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I may have just overwritten the live running before image file on an internal finance system with the test one....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:31,
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A good and well thought out plan(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:36,
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*phew*Seems OK. I have no idea how
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:43,
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That article starts with the wholly incorrect assertion that there were never subgenres within rock, jazz, blues or classical.And for that reason I didn't bother to read the rest of it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:38,
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My favourite part was"French hurdy-gurdy overlord"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:39,
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You may be joking, however I do like a bit of French hurdy-gurdyyoutu.be/Dmnx7o0gIaM
Edit: Oh, you weren't. I'll have to look him up...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:46,
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Some of the examples given on everynoise.com aren't particularly great examples of the genres they are supposed to represent!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:48,
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There have been rumours of a few redundancies. I've was pulled aside and told that my job is safe. I want a fat payoff. :(
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Muns, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:39,
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shag the boss and then threaten to tell everyone elsethat should do it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 14:42,
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You organise your records alphabetically instead then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:19,
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The support you need comes in the form of walking sticks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:42,
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No, I really am this much of a prick(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:06,
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Sadcore, nu skool breaks, dronestep, post-dubstep, clownstep, UK funky, skunk rock(, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I like "UK (Excluding Scotland) Garage"Available soon.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:44,
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soz m8 the rUK scene has moved on a bit without you(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:49,
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I'm still paddling in the rUK acid-house-happy-hard-euphoria pool.(
Kroney, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:54,
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I prefer UK shanty inflected electronic drone folk-core(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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There's two sort of fish related ones, 'Fish' and 'Shanty Town', I always get them confused.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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Unless I'm doing a live megamix mash up obviously (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:02,
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Sorry that was a bit 'Dozer' of me, I'm going to the pub to think about what I have done :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:04,
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I'm too busy thinking about tangles toothbrush(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:47,
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tell me that toothbrush chat wasn't better than obscure music magazine chatYEAH
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:59,
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I just hope 'Oxide and Neutrino' will be okay :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:48,
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Maybe they can bunk up with shanks and bigfoot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:50,
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And DJ Luck and MC NeatWith a little bit of luck
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:52,
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MEATSNAKE with the rinsin sound, MEATSNAKE with the rinsin sound.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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I got 21 seconds GormoI got 21 seconds Gormo
Cause if you like it let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got to go
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:57,
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I used to love a bit of uk garage when I was a yout.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:55,
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Track suit wearing little shit stain chav^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:56,
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I never wore a tracksuit.Jeans and waterproof coats was our 'look'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:58,
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Are you from inner city Sheffield or somewhere equally deprived(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:01,
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He's a yam yam, isn't he?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:03,
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What's that then?Aside from the beginning of a list of things found in Jason's arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:09,
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Wolverhampton Think "everything you mistakenly think about the Midlands in general, but worse"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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i thought dudley was the worst part of the midlands?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:14,
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No clue about London. No clue about the Midlands. Go back to Cheshire.
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YOU LEAVE MY BUDGIE-DADDY ALONEI KILL YOU
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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Was the budgie the other breeding partner? Creating some megabonce budgie Meatsnake chimaera?
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YEAH!IMMA BRING IT TO THE NEXT BASH AND SET IT ON YOU!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:40,
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Nah im not a purebreed, im from Chester bruv(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:42,
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Sorry to hear thatIs there someone you can talk to?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:08,
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I'm confused as to why Bulgarian turbo-folk is separate from regular turbo-folk(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:13,
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and now I are one(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:35,
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They must have put their own spin on it.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:22,
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All that article made me realise is how much shit music is about.and I was a fan of Steps.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:23,
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I like my men like I like my coffee.Black with a spoon.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:28,
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Ground up and kept in the freezer(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:35,
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"On Bended knee"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:35,
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Alt: well really(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:34,
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SC *trigger fingers*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:36,
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Well my local Sainsbury's express does a taste the difference bag of 4 Orange and white chocolate cookies for only £1.65 I highly recommend that you that you purchase some for work tomorrow, then again it is my local one so they may have just got them in especially for me.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:39,
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I'll get Ape to order me some in to our work one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:43,
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Sounds like a plan(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:44,
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It will be one of the jailbait checkout girls trying to entice you into being their baby daddyWatch your back double H
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I don't know Lighty was making all the fuss aboutI've got mad pussy being thrown at me left, right and centre
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:46,
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hahaha BURN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:51,
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I bet they were just plain old doughnuts before you got your hands* on them*and by hands I mean something else
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:54,
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^TGGI^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:56,
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Mmm. I wish it did taste like custard.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 16:58,
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i prefer the taste of spunkcustard is GROSS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:00,
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Free pizza PROBABLY(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:37,
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ain't that a myth?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:39,
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i saw two magpies when I got homethen a bit after I saw just one. I just don't know what kind of foreshadowing that is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:27,
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it tells you that you're a superstitious cretin (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:27,
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because I never dojoking
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:30,
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no, it's notThough there is a brand called 'duck tape', the generic is 'duct tape'.
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Your lol standards have dropped tjhrough the floor since you started seeing MEATSNAKEjust saying.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:32,
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fuck, i accidentally clicked "i like this" instead of "reply"now he will think "i like this".
#fears
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:34,
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Yeah, he's no AA(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:38,
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Oi Mince psssssttttttt, down here Watched a great movie last night, should be right up your street
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AARG8e8wNM&
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 17:51,
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The Grauniad thinks a that spoof article is real SHOCKER!Charlie Brooker did this more convincingly a few years back.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:22,
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