Might be birth control

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:41, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

up the bum, no babies!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

bum man
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)

You say that, but just you wait.
One day you'll feel like you really need a poo and you'll do a poo and it'll start screaming on the way out and it'll be a poo baby and it'll grow up into a poo man and it'll stink and be relentlessly teased until it kills itself and that'll be on YOUR conscience you fucking degenerate.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)

As a medic, I can confirm this happens, poo babies are everywhere in gay places like London and Manchester, all over the gaff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)

You're not a medic anymore dear.
A case of the Shipmans had you put right in your place.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)

Still got the license.
Just dispensing booze at the mo. And crisps. And advice to the recently dumped.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Why don't you run a malpractice from your pub?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Our pub is traditional Olde Worlde English. No browns, trainers, stag nights, homosexuers or women.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:20, Reply)

Can I come?
I promise not to bring any poppers, disco balls or popular music.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:23, Reply)

If you promise not to mince then yes, of course.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Ah well, I'll just leave it then.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)

I'm not arsed, but the locals are fond of pitchforks and nooses, sorry and all that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)

'neese'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Im not Sonia from Eastenders.
Though I have blew a few trumpets in my time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:13, Reply)