b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2377043 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Might be birth control

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:41, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
up the bum, no babies!

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:43, Reply)

bum man
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:47, Reply)
You say that, but just you wait.
One day you'll feel like you really need a poo and you'll do a poo and it'll start screaming on the way out and it'll be a poo baby and it'll grow up into a poo man and it'll stink and be relentlessly teased until it kills itself and that'll be on YOUR conscience you fucking degenerate.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)
As a medic, I can confirm this happens, poo babies are everywhere in gay places like London and Manchester, all over the gaff.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)
You're not a medic anymore dear.
A case of the Shipmans had you put right in your place.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
Still got the license.
Just dispensing booze at the mo. And crisps. And advice to the recently dumped.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Why don't you run a malpractice from your pub?

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Our pub is traditional Olde Worlde English. No browns, trainers, stag nights, homosexuers or women.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Can I come?
I promise not to bring any poppers, disco balls or popular music.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:23, Reply)
If you promise not to mince then yes, of course.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:27, Reply)
Ah well, I'll just leave it then.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)
I'm not arsed, but the locals are fond of pitchforks and nooses, sorry and all that.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)
'neese'

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Im not Sonia from Eastenders.
Though I have blew a few trumpets in my time.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:13, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1