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 This is true
	This is trueI've had better ones, truth be told. Stupid copying database bastard cunts
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)
 Do pills expire?
	Do pills expire? Found one in my drawer last night from good few months ago now.
Might neck it on Sunday to last a bit longer.
Like a wayward Trebor mint.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:40, Reply)
 You say that, but just you wait.
	You say that, but just you wait.One day you'll feel like you really need a poo and you'll do a poo and it'll start screaming on the way out and it'll be a poo baby and it'll grow up into a poo man and it'll stink and be relentlessly teased until it kills itself and that'll be on YOUR conscience you fucking degenerate.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:59, Reply)
 As a medic, I can confirm this happens, poo babies are everywhere in gay places like London and Manchester, all over the gaff.
	As a medic, I can confirm this happens, poo babies are everywhere in gay places like London and Manchester, all over the gaff.(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:06, Reply)
 You're not a medic anymore dear.
	You're not a medic anymore dear.A case of the Shipmans had you put right in your place.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
 Still got the license.
	Still got the license.Just dispensing booze at the mo. And crisps. And advice to the recently dumped.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:17, Reply)
 Our pub is traditional Olde Worlde English. No browns, trainers, stag nights, homosexuers or women.
	Our pub is traditional Olde Worlde English. No browns, trainers, stag nights, homosexuers or women.(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:20, Reply)
 Can I come?
	Can I come?I promise not to bring any poppers, disco balls or popular music.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:23, Reply)
 I'm not arsed, but the locals are fond of pitchforks and nooses, sorry and all that.
	I'm not arsed, but the locals are fond of pitchforks and nooses, sorry and all that.(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)
 Im not Sonia from Eastenders.
	Im not Sonia from Eastenders.Though I have blew a few trumpets in my time.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:13, Reply)
 oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bang
	oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bing bangoo ee oo ah ah ting tang wolla wolla bang bang.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)
 'baby wearing'
	'baby wearing'FFS, shut the fuck up. any time anyone has anything about this on fb I have to move my fingers from the keyboard to stop from replying
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
 I believe she's referring to the time known degenerate Geordie Jay
	I believe she's referring to the time known degenerate Geordie Jayhad a poo baby and smeared it all over himself whilst plugging a dude.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:42, Reply)
 it's a thing which people with kids have started banging on about
	it's a thing which people with kids have started banging on aboutit's basically carrying a baby in a sling, but with a kind of implication that the baby is an accessory.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 17:45, Reply)
 When mummy and daddy have a special grown up cuddle.
	When mummy and daddy have a special grown up cuddle. It doesn't involve cock in arse.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 18:14, Reply)
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