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Ganesh I'm bored(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:38,
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Ganesh/GaneshaLet's call the whole thing off.
Unelss you're referring to Hinduism.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:44,
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that was over 10 years ago. i haven't seen him for 8 years,and yet he still texts me occasionally when his wife is away to see if i want to "catch up".
gag.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:51,
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it is some serious competition for youa married, fat, bald 45 year old with a baby and a rank german wife.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:54,
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he liked to be spanked a damn sight more than a healthy man should, which is not at allthat's not kinky, it's just grim.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:57,
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She's taking me.If you go shopping with her she will come back with block colour dresses and they SO aren't in.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:58,
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If she goes shopping with you she'll come back with AIDs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:59,
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but she would have had a damn good time gettin it!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:00,
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You can always reassure yourself that you weren't dumped by your boyfriend as he had become increasingly concerned by your physical transformation into a turnip.(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:50, Reply)
You can always reassure yourself that you are AKSHULLY very funny and not a poor Rory imitation.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:54,
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always putting your big potato feet in it aren't ya?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:00,
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Cheer up jaysums you'll find someone as ugly as yourself in no time at all!(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:22, Reply)
^is clearly ugly #alluringb&wbeachedwhaleheadshotonlywithaddedtriplechinprofilephoto(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:34, Reply)
get out of it you festy little scamp, i'm beautiful(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:45,
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Whaapen my nignogs? I'm in da hood tonight, eastside. Actually, Canterbury.(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:00, Reply)
xx The best thing you can say about here, is it's more middle class than York. And you'refarfar away.(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:03, Reply)
nothing says affluent like screeching about "tories"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:10,
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well, given the economic track record of every labour government, everit does depend how you define "safe".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:14,
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York has a good railway station, in that it is a main hub. And a good railway museum. Er,,,(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:14, Reply)
dozens of excellent pubs, a historic city centre, beautiful Victorian areas...(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:15, Reply)
don't forget the windmill m8that's doubled everythings value in York pretty much.
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got to go home via hamleys to get toys for the kids tomorrowthe girls are easy, but wtf do you buy a 9 year old boy that isn't sad/tragic/for babies??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:08,
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baby hamster tomorrowlike i said, if the little twat shits or pisses or puts hairs in my car, imma run over it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:15,
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hamster shits are solid, they won't smear.Also, they don't shed fur like wot cats do.
Is it Syrian or Russian?
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Are 'the kids' your secret poo babies you keep hidden in the cellar?(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:12, Reply)
the building has a cellarbut i don't go down there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:17,
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Get the Chile expansion pack.You get to leave a load of miners underground.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:03,
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