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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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at least i have a German alpine hat of extremely low quality now(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 8:41,
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Well yeah, however they were of equal quality to the hat tbh(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 8:44,
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AhNot so good then. Never mind, at least you had the opportunity to pretend to be German for an evening. I mean, who wouldn't want to do that!
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big slabs of pork and sausages too, you would have loved it if it wasn't in London (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:09,
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I'm always up for big lumps of dead animalsI think I'll wait for the German market in Birmingham* nearer to Xmas for my stein/wench/pork fest
*Biggest one in Europe apparently.
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I'm working for a few hours this morning. It's a bit shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 27 Sep 2014, 8:41,
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It's because you're, like, well old innit (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 8:53,
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Save me tangles. I'm miserable. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:04,
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I can't, WindsI've got a child demanding that I make it some toast and jam and it won't leave me alone
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:08,
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You pulled last night then? WPB does it again! (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:10,
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I am somewhat older than the majority of the denizens of B3taHowever, I don't generally wake up with aches and pains*, other than when I've been actually doing physical work.
*Pain in the left arm is a given - bugger all I can do about that
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Dunno then, perhaps you're dying (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:16,
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Probably slept in a strange positionI was very drunk when I went to bed
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It's all gone quiet.Maybe they were all stepped/incinerated.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:29,
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Shambles' top secret sock account has gone then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:40,
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I reckon he does it just so he can say 'see you next Tuesday' to the mods.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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I'm not at work anymore. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:09,
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Neither am I.I saw some dogs playing in a fountain today, great times.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:28,
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I have had a boozy pub lunch with bbq ribs and chips and lager (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:44,
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Oi oi!Had a grand day of shopping. Gonna make some chilli dogs and stick the leftovers in a slow cook sausage casserole innit.
X Factor and wine to prepare my liver for tomorrows onslaught.
No celebrity tweets so far today :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:07,
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Translated:I have purchased some ghastly elasticated jeans and labled "tees". Later I will be providing a gob job to a Mexican chap before sending him to the "jolly Gardner" for a 9 hour gang bang.
This evening I shall be trying to forget my pathetic life while living out the awful fantasys of other working class people desperate to escape their lives of grinding poverty and boredom with a "record contract". Imbibing alcohol will help numb the pain of my existence.
Everybody hates me, even celebrities who sometimes have to pretend otherwise.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:11,
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I'm really proud of Jaysums escape from a council estate in a North East grot hole, no job, prospects or hair. He's really made something of himself, a modern day Dick Whittington if you will. They both have cats! This parable works better if you substitute Dicks rise to great mercantile riches and Lord Mayor of London with Jaysums retarded effort in a call centre and suck jobs to blokes half his age down Platt Fields Park.
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