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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So tell me again how honey is bee poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:46, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
Shut up and listen, I'm being serious now.
I'm trying to teach you something useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Look, I can Rhyme Chil:dren with "The:Glen" if I fucking want too! What are you, the b3ta police!
Honey still isn't bee poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Your metre's fine, your rhyming isn't.
STOP CONFUSING METRE WITH RHYME
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
why don't they rhyme. dren and glen rhyme and its how I say it so ands off my yokell traditions!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)
what's the differnece?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)
The difference is that not knowing the difference makes you a cunt and knowing the difference makes you not a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
are you calling me a cunt
you ghastly incumbunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
meter is pretty much the rhythm, it describes the syllable count
You know, like 'iambic pentameter'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Do you think for a second that I went to gay poetry college for gay poets?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Perhaps if you had gone to gay college for gay poets
you wouldn't sound like such a cunt when you try to write a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
was fingered by dozer at uni^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Better a cunt than a gay poet! My old bass player was a gay poet. What a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
bass player = cunt
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Surely there is some real skill in making them rhyme when they shouldn't officially. I applaud this linguistic progress.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)
THX BB!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Either something rhymes or it doesn't.
You don't have to make it rhyme, but he was clearly trying to and cocked it up. I'm just trying to help, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:54, Reply)
All words that end with en rhyme.
Try it. ben, dren, pen, horse, ken when,
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
officelol
Unexpected horse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
in bagging area

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:36, Reply)
All of those do.
Children doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
"the glen" and "Children" are perfectly acceptable in my awesome rhyme and if you don't like it then I dare you to do better
But be warned! We're rhyming for pinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Alright Krilliam Shakespeare, time to move on from your archaic use of English rhyme, we have rappers now, things have changed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
How about this one!
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Riding through the Glen
Baggenfock Baggenfock
Likes to Chill da wren
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I have no complaints here beyond the execrable use of "street jive".

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Look I can't help it that yokells say Chill-Dren

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:02, Reply)
I liked it for its referencing of the old mummers tradition of hunting the wren
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wren_Day
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Look at that fucking picture.
What a bunch of wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
actually i was there only last week actually

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:23, Reply)

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