Starting to regret my decision to publically go 'Sober For October'
Fucking hell, I've even managed to sort Friday off, and I can't spend Thursday night getting munted in the pub. Not good. Ah well, going to use the money I'm saving on booze to start at the gym. New me, and all that shite.

Morning all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is the fucking bandwagon thing.
This thing here. When did this start happening?
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)

October you fucking moron
The clue is in the (stupid) name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

FUCK YOU I HAVENT HAD A DRINK IN 72 HOURS I'M FUCKING CRAWLING OUT OF MY OWN ARSE, HERE

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Go to the pub then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

No, I'll look like a failure.
Whilst the DTs and a cold sweat apparently make me look healthier.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

You dont get it
Going to the pub is winning, not losing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I'm actually feeling much better for it. Even drinking a little bit seems to interfere with my sleeping.
Doris, on the other hand, decided to give up her coffee habit and has been the victim of a hilarious banging caffeine withdrawal headache for the last two days.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Why the fuck would you give up coffee?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Because I guess she felt two double espressos before she started work every day was a bit much.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Perhaps if you were less boring...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Oh well, that's nice of you.
No Christmas card for you, this year.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)

the thanks I get for trying to save your marriage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

not a marriage

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

+ yet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Fair enough
Just have one then. No need to go cold turkey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I ent telling her what to do, woman knows her own mind.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

The fact that she's shaking like a shitting dog now on a morning is OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)

That's cool, we're in that together.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Why the fuck would you give up drinking?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Because I'm starting to look like Giant Haystacks.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)

^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)

This is a thing
You're welcome
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Monty's got that on 7"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Do some exercise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)

What? Get fucked.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Not in my case
Got a few too many people laughing at me for mine, determined to prove them wrong.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Go for it then they can all buy you a pint in November

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Raised £20 from colleagues so far, not bad.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Do it
You may as well raise some cash
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)

for a massive binge in November

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)

No idea
I saw that a few people had started, and figured it was probably a good idea. Got plenty of other shit to pay for this month, so less booze is a good idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

how's the debt mountain?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Cleared, thanks for asking

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)

so this is what your cryptic tweet was about
I thought you were gonna kill yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

I can't keep up with the b3tan Twitter massive.
Am I following him?
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

can you see an ugly leering northerner wearing a blonde wig?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Wasn't a wig

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)

oh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I don't think so.
Be a sport and have a look through my list to see if he's on there.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Wanted to dye it a bright colour, had to bleach it first
Came out like that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Nah, that was unrelated.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)

so...you are going to kill yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Nope, sorry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

oh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)