Cor!
Yeah i'm the same.
Anyone who picks the cinema as a first date is a prick.
Yeah, let's sit in silence for 2 hours.

I went on a first date to a farm once, that was different.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:30, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I know you're the same, I copied it from your profile.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)

STALKER!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Granted, it's not hard
*checks pants*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I see your profession is 'Managerial', didn't they have a 'Team Leader' option?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I AM a manager!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Of course you are sugartits.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I manage you lot.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Oh man, Plenty of Fish won't open on my work internets
It's like they don't want me to find love :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Have you seen that when Jason posts a pic on Twitter it brings up a handy location map so you can see where he works AND where he lives!!??

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I don't follow him, I only look him up when one of you mentions something he may have done

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

My twitter feed is just Jason posting selfies and Nakers pleading with celebrities to acknowledge him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

You need to follow more people, dear.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Nah I don't really look at it do I, it's boring. My internet presence is pretty much just beeta.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I love presents.
I have them all on my mobile, it passes the time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

Wot?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

all the apps and that.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Oh right, I'm on them but I hardly ever post anything bar the occasional sarcastic comment once every few months.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Ive never seen you on my twitter feed. i follow a lot of people mind.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I don;t think I've ever done a tweet that wasn't a reply and I've only done about 6 of them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Really?
I must be following the wrong @MEATSNAKE. You're probably not black either.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

haha!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)

with natty dreads?
I think you'll find that's Jeff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)

fewer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

that terrapin photo was FOR YOU!
*does a monty*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Does it?
Well you all know where I live anyway?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Not your actual rented bedsit address

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I've put a stop to that.
The link, not the bedsit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Good thinking, I didn't really look it up but it appeared to be quite specific.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

B3ta party at my crib!
I promise not to roofie anyone.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

That's why I don't do much social mediaing, bit mad innit. I'd probably end up posting my bank deets or saink.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Did you kick his stable doors in?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)

(yes)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

How was your date with Dozer?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:52, Reply)