wait, Torry has 'a nice bit'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:05, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

lol.
'Less shit' would be more appropriate.

In fairness, I looked at places in nicer areas but this was the nicest kept block I'd seen.

At least it's not Balnagask.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)

you may as well look at Tilly or Powis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)

Sandlands though.
I stay between froghall and powis at the moment, lol.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Jesus H Christ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)

That reminds me, a joiner mate had a council job refitting the windows in Sandlands.
He knocks on this jakeys door and says he's here to do the windows the bloke says OK as this big fuck-off German Shepard wanders into his flat from outside.

Matey's working from the outside of the flat looking in as this bloke goes back to drinking super and watching daytime tely. The dog wanders about a bit then shits on the carpet. Matey continues watching telly regardless.

Eventually he announces that he's finished.

'Are ye no taking yer dug wi ye?'
'I thought it was yours... see ya!'
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)

I lol'd
The dog reminds me of meatsnake poster
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)

What, the shitting on the carpet?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)

TTJ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:48, Reply)

Oh OK - clear now.

ROTFLOL!!!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Also, Torry as benefitted from an influx of Eastern Europeans.
They're posh enough not to piss in the bath, and take a dim view on jakeys trying to steal their stuff.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)

Holburn Street's alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)