I'm busting for a piss.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:50, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me
Too
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:54, Reply)

now that you come to mention it, I am too
however, this may have been more amusing if you hadn't put a similar thing on the board a few short days ago.

by all means post your amusing nonsense, but please keep it fresh.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:00, Reply)

The crust of clap-sores
Not letting you void your bladder?
( Cawl, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:01, Reply)

Ah right
Although getting a cock anywhere near his mouth is more action than I'd reasonably expect him to get.
( Cawl, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:04, Reply)

ah, JMG
the Chris Moyles of b3ta
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:04, Reply)

You mean
A mouthy cunt that nobody with any sense actually likes?
( Cawl, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:05, Reply)

with very occasional moments of humour
and the self-proclaimed saviour of radio 1

other than that, you are spot on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:06, Reply)

Occasional moments of humour?
You know what they say, "throw enough shit at a wall, some of it's bound to stick".
( Cawl, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:09, Reply)

appropriate use of the phrase I think
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Oh look, everyone!
It's one of the guardians of humour on the internets! Quick, let us bow down to him, for he is so vastly superior to anyone else!

Be amazed by his dazzling wit!
Be astounded by his intelligence!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:17, Reply)

I'm still
mulling over the deeper implications buried deep within this inciteful piece of prose.


Profound, profound.



Keep it up lad, one day you'll post something more amusing than the flaming it generates.


Maybe.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:21, Reply)

at least
when he was making comments about my "childish attention seeking" there was biting incision and some imaginative use of english.

he's not even trying with this overly simplistic pisstrolling. even if you assume charitably that he is making a comment on QOTW being lame, repetitive and pointless, this is an epic:

F.A.I.L.

and also a yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:27, Reply)

If you don't like his posts
Just whack him on /ignore. Trolls enjoy being flamed. Or just any form of attention.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:50, Reply)

i'm way
too nosy to use the OMGnore button. you might miss out on someone talking about some turd in some tailpipe or other.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:59, Reply)

I'm quite thirsty.
Fancy making this a REAL party?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)

God, you're such a troll

( Malaka omdz, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)

Keep going
I'm almost there..
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, Reply)

I like that this is a gentle place.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, Reply)

I WISH MY LIFE WAS AS INTERESTING AS THIS POST

(Parrott and the cave monsters pornisessentiallybullshit.blogspot.com (NSFW), Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:44, Reply)

Should the flaming of piss related topics not generate
some kind of pissy steam? Much like a sauna in an old folks home.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:53, Reply)

Hello Woodside
I love you
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:16, Reply)