fuck that shit
nobody with nieces and nephews would fuck their life up like that.

frog and i have 8 between us.

that's 8 warnings to use 8 condoms every time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^ broody

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)

The clock ticking is palpable in almost every post

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

tick followed tock followed tick followed tock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)

she ovulates
it's what she does
and I'll tell you what
tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick
Frogs says I don't care who you are
here's to our dream
the old spinsters return to the bar
HERE'S TO YOU SWIPEY
and the fat b3tan spanked his cock with all his heart

here's to waiting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Moby Prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

chicken fucker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

That made me cry :'(((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

are you on your period?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I'm feeling very needy too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

^ has to buy second hamsters to feel the touch of another living being ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)

He has Mrs Dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

haven't we all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

hey, I have a cat as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Get him to have the snip.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

you can do that for him
we'll come to the pub for lunch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I can suggest a good vet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

i don't want to neuter lemmy
he's a very handsome little recessive pied
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

How is lemmy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

he's so cute
he came out and sat on top of the boxing tube this morning, singing away. he likes it up there. how are jenny and jimmy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

The what?
Boxing tube? Oh, punching bag.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)