My brother fall off stage during the Cod Panto.
He was playing Dorothy and the bloke playing to to was too close behind him. 4 stitches.

Alt: a great big bolognese that I will be eating the rest of the week in different forms.

Altalt: Satyricon. Fantastic. Really very good. Tip top. Would watch again. 5 stars. 10 out of 10.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

A call of duty panto?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)

No. you fucking shit head.
Of course not call of duty Panto. What sort of fucking nonsense shit lord land isms your brain in if it thinks call of duty might be a pantomime, with a man dressed as Dorothy as one of the cast. And a man dressed as a dog. Jesus. Get a fucking grip.

It stands for Crew on Display, where the back stage crew do a send up of the pantomime that season. Usually drunk. Idiot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)

lol for the impotent rage

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)

I'm not having a good day krone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)

wots up hun?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)

All sorts, mostly work.
But my dad's back in hospital and I'm stuck in Bournemouth.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Oh rubbish, I hope daddy pig pulls through
Bourneouth will remain a shithole though I fear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Sorry to hear that, buddy.
Hope it picks up for you.

I have ebola.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I thought i had it earlier, but I'll feel a bit cooler now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I've definitely got it.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)

I bet the authorities in calais are hoping it wipes out San Gatte

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)

:(
I'll let you off then.
if you need to unload we are all here for you hun xoxo
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)

All over your back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)

^ CranSet

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Tosser, go away

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Did you wear corpse paint?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)

No.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)

why not?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Not even the band wear corpse paint anymore.
It's sort of no longer relevant.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)

I was watching Opeth at The Royal Albert Hall the other day, their musicianship is incredible
what they were doing at the RAH i have no idea
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:20, Reply)

loads of bands have played there m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)

I didn't really think of it as a prog black metal venue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)

It's a live music venue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)

yeah, but for BBC proms and opera recitals i thought
*shrugs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Also, "their musicianship is incredible" is straying into achingly beautiful territory.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Meh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:35, Reply)