The only cunts bigger and more useless than developers are project managers.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:15, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I shall leave this here
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2389096
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Without looking, I'm going to guess that this link is to my post on how I'm going to start more project management work.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Glad to help

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:19, Reply)

If anything, it helps bolster my original assertion.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)

^^^^
I had another project failure today when the upgrade I had scheduled in by the PM ahdn't had any licences ordered. She really is getting rather good at fucking it all up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)

^fucking IT bods always blaming someone else^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Hey, my upgrade worked
They just cant use the system
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah yeah tell it to the judge sister

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)

I laugh in the face of the system

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I'm not part of your system, I am a free man

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)

^ Number 6 ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:25, Reply)

^number 2^
Like poo hahahaha
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)

hahahahahah
OH BOY YOU GOT ME
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)

We (just you and me) have a right laugh here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)

All day matey

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Not letting people use the system would stop nearly all support issues.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Choices: Out of date, unsupported software or massive corporate piracy. How would you like me to grass you up, love?

( Kroney, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Done and Done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I always let some other wetty worry about the licenses.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)

The problem with being a developer is that you're constantly being made to look useless by the prick before you.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:37, Reply)

It's the Server Boffins that do my head in.
It always takes like 4-5 emails to apply a simple change in settings - Just give me WHM/CPanel and you can have the day off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I had to do frontline monkey work at an oil company.
A lot of it was processing requests etc and I'm sure our only purpose was to give managers somebody to shout at whilst it went through so many pairs of hands (usually involving people who'd actually left) the person at the end of the approval list was so far removed from the work they might as well have been on the moon.

It's DBA's I feel sorry for. Having dicked about with Oracle doing very simple things should work, but don't for no discernible reason, I can understand why they are such miserable bastards.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:47, Reply)

^ used to apply flea treatment to simians^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Its the Tefal Boffins that do my head in
I mean with their massive foreheads and non stick tech.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I'm a developer
I am also a PRINCE2 Qualified Practitioner. THe level of uselessness I have achieved is hard to beat but the pays OK and I can work from home.
( Peej, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 14:49, Reply)