Today has been a shocker.
I lost my legendary cool in Lloyds at lunchtime. They won't shut a joint account with a zero balance that has been dormant for 5 years. Well I say that, they are now.

Anniversaries - i ent married so it's moot. I manage to remember her birthday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

For this exact reason we have a Halifax account with 68p in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

LOL
northern
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Probably his tripe fund.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)

ent tripe southern?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Is it just me soppy enough to remember the date we met then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I remember, becasue I have to
I can never remember the girls birthdays, or my brother's and dad's
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)

You shouldn't have to remember your brother's and dad's
because you're not screaming poofs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:52, Reply)

this makes no sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)

My dad and I are never particularly bothered, and neither of us is offended if the other 'forgets'.
Maybe we're just miserable cunts.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I know I would be if you were my son

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)

I bet your dad always sends you a lolwakki Moonpig card.
And some perfume gift wrapped with shiny little ribbons tied in bows.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)

I have to thank Paul Weller for putting on such a shit gig that I walked out and went down the quayside instead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Was she giving gob jobs to sailors?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Yes
I had to wait in the queue for AGES
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I remember the date I met your mrs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)

zing!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I'm here all week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Still smarting from the kick in the balls you got?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)

At least I have testicles.
Taken any Chelsea buns to work recently, you massive chutney?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

et tu cowté?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I shall also be getting my "cook" on this weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Nah, might do some baking this weekend though
Thinknig of doing this: www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/recipe/hummingbird-cake/


But if you don't want any...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Let's not be hasty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Just as I thought!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)