What about a chocolate ostrich egg?
Either way, smash.

Altalt: I'd let Meatsnake teach me how to give a blow job.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:32, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

altalt: lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:32, Reply)

haha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I'd like Baggenfock to teach me well funny names for farts!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)

BUM BURP!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

HAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Windy plops.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

HAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

MUFF GUFF!
wait that's not right
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)

HAHA

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

butt bongos
crunchy frog
mudslapper
trouser trumpet
bratwurst bugle
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)

you have a right laugh don't you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I've never heard any of those before.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

You will round my house!!
LOL
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Are you the most social of your house mates?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

We're all pretty craazzzy!!!!!
Always pranking. It's a laugh a minute.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I bet it takes huge amounts of self control not to kill yourself.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I bet at least one of your house mates owns a cape.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

+ bum bag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

LoL. Like we believe you live in a house.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

he does it's got pebble dashing and everything

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

for reals?
How do you know all this? Have you been round there?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

He was on an episode of "Nightmare Neighbours", apparently he'd be shitting through peoples letter boxes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)

It's the only language those darkies understand.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:48, Reply)

hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)

only in the bathroom

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

The bathroom was cleaned once when they moved in. 3 years ago.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)

NO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

BIG EGG

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

those things are immense
my colleague is in the Q at hotel chocolat every year on the day after easter monday, at about 8.01am. an ostrich egg for £50, bargain.

he says it lasts them for months. i don't believe him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

What are you on about?
Ostrich eggs are about the size of a normal easter Egg aren't they?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

not this one.
it's the size of a house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Made of chocolate?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/shop/easter-eggs/large-easter-eggs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

give me a nice Hershey Bar any day of the week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

All the best chocolate tastes like vomit.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:55, Reply)

it's this sort of deliberately provocative statement that will get us all two years in prison

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)