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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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evinan fred
I swear I thought this top picture was battered

www.vice.com/en_uk/read/anna-konda-can-crush-your-skull-in-between-her-massive-thighs-666?utm_source=vicefbuk

I'm getting chinese

alt: alright?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:32, 145 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
craniumley!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Yo' S'd, whats cracking?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
not much, dude.
what Chinese do you have? I am stuck indoors with a rubbish chicken sandwich.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
It was proper cheap, some new joint, had to make up the minimum order but it'll do me lunch tomo
Honey Pot Special Chow Mein
Plain Chow Mein
Shredded Crispy Beef with Chilli
Fried Chicken Wings with BBQ Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
nice

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
AHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'm SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.

TWO CHOW MEANS, AND NO SWEET'N'SOUR
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Jesus christ, I deleted the wrong one on the menu

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
AGHHhh IDiOT

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
aye-up

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
You know that isn't real love...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Is it wrong to feel sorry for the watermelon?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
it had a lucky escape
you'd probably have covered it in salad cream and jellypenis chillis
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Thing is right though, I bet you watermellon and chilli would work.
I've had an idea for AGES now, I want to get some powdered citric acid from the phamacy and sprinkle it on watermllon.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
this is an excellent idea
can you set up a webcam for when you accidentally inhale some of it and cough until you puke?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
You'll claim it's your idea when it's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I've got a gob full of tangfastics
I'm not saying the idea of using citric acid for foodtang is not original or owt
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)
That may or may not be where the idea comes from

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
alright jew terrible queef

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
#BestJewEve

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
the day before kristallnacht?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
I reckon I could punch a woman to death that size,
Before she got her fat thighs anywhere near my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
I reckon I've done one that big
Me and my mate had the 20 stone challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Crikey.
I was never lad enough to play that game, but I was drunk enough to do one that big. And again in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:58, Reply)
Get the job?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
Still waiting to hear about money.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
I did it but I didn't have the bollocks to get her on the scales. Ricky actually did, his was 22st.
Good old mucky fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:02, Reply)
Most my exes are big, don't mind a big girl, doesn't bother me aslong as they're alright...
... but muscular is a totally different ballpark.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:04, Reply)

most both
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
If only I could grow those mutton-chops.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
you'll be a man one day, double-p
or a woman ... I'm not one to judge
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Just think, if it's this big now, how big it'll be when I hit pubity !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
She would batter me so hard that I wouldn't know whether i'm coming or going - and i'd be the one appologising afterwards, in fear.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)
I'm VERY ANGRY at having iconhood thrust upon me
while \/ this fucking thing is stuck here I can't keep up any pretence of aloofness as it's clear that I cared enough about the site at one time in the past to throw some money at it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:03, Reply)
Chill man, change it to the pumpkin not that batman shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
It hasn't even got a Kilmer Nipple each side of it :(((

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
There should be other superhero icons to mark Halloween, it's bang out of order only having one.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)

( baying cyber-mob, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:22, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Woah tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Check the technique, see if you can follow it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:33, Reply)
take the word 'overseer' like a sample, repeat it very quickly in a crew for example

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Tues 21 Oct 2014, 19:38, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:43, Reply)
WITCHCRAFT^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)
I don't understand how you underlined it :(((

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:33, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
oH NOW i DO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/edit.php?id=2396508
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)

( BAKED APE, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:22, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
 
 
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:43, Reply)
WELL I WORKED IT OUT ALL ON MY OWN SO IM PLEASED

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)
ALSO MY IGNORE LIKE AND REPLY RELATES TO MY POST SO I WIN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:47, Reply)
HA! Spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:50, Reply)
You should put that at the bottom of all your replies so people accidentally ignore drimble when the get frustrated by you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:51, Reply)
It's only you two who aren't ignoring me

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)
I almost did when checking nakers work

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:53, Reply)
i'd never ignore you drimbers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:53, Reply)
thanx hun
<3
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
LOL, 'TEH FAILZ0rZ

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)
eh? looks good to me
i haz l33t skillorz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)
I used your PACT icon out of respect

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Haw haw, I have your verify code, look, I've made you like that post.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)
I have no way of verifying this

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:03, Reply)
ot doesn't show in profile activity and 'I like this' links won't be green unless I've clicked them

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:04, Reply)
but you seem to know about computers and stuff so I'll assume I've compromised myself in some awful way and am now open to l33t haxx0ring

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:05, Reply)
better dmakma just to be safe

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)
I'm going to make you like all my posts

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:08, Reply)
I do it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Well now you do it twice

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:12, Reply)
im gonna make more little trees

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)
THAT MASSIVELY IMPORTANT DEFINITIVE DONATION ICONS TIMELINE
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... March 2002
... January 2003
... May 2003
... September 2003
... March 2004
... May 2004
... July 2004
... May 2005
... September 2005
... November 2006
... June 2007
... September 2007
... January 2008
... August 2008
... May 2010
... September 2010
... September 2011
... February 2012
... February 2013
... March 2015


[fireworks] ... November 2002
... February 2003

2004 or earlier

b3ta.com/board/2530463
October 2002
October 2003
2002


 
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:12, Reply)
I want that otter thing but I'm only allowed four rubbish ones

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:14, Reply)
There, I've added dates and links, it's VERY important that these things are properly documented

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)
Theres a sort of 'sambo' face for comedy racism

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:20, Reply)
I'd like the crab
I wish they had better transformers, Optimus prime ent even in my top ten
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)
It's Black Lio Convoy, GOD DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:27, Reply)
what's what now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Can you do a bumbag?4

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:14, Reply)
We should have a striped sock

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)
I bought some new spotty socks todayn ( please do l33t shit on the belo ta)
much excitment

very sock

such spots

many temptings

so colour
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:21, Reply) 

    wow

         much excitement
             very sock

  such spots
             many temptings

so colour

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)
I'm watching 'Wonders of the Moonson'
it has many budgies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:27, Reply)
I was gonna watch that the other day I think, I didn't though. It's alright though, I haz a budgie on my shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Oh noes ones has landed in the river :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Eagle ate it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Lemmy will never have to worry about the dangers of the wild, he ran away from a cushion earlier

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:32, Reply)

 
... March 2002
... January 2003
... May 2003
... September 2003
... March 2004
... May 2004
... July 2004
... May 2005
... September 2005
... November 2006
... June 2007
... September 2007
... January 2008
... August 2008
... May 2010
... September 2010
... September 2011
... February 2012
... February 2013
... March 2015
... November 2022

... ?
[fireworks] ... November 2002
... February 2003

2004 or earlier

b3ta.com/board/2530463
October 2002
October 2003
2002


 
 
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 22:11, Reply)
Oh, darn, I thought it would... unless that code changes on every refresh.
When you put a link in an image tag, the browser executes it. In theory.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Whoa...what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)
I have succesfully dismantled my laptop, cleaned the fan with a can of air and acotton bud and put it back together agins
it now runs silently!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)
why is no one impressed with my IT skillz?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Ford Sierra Cosworth on Wheeler Dealers
good times
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:39, Reply)
.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:49, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
point of the day

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Evening hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:59, Reply)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2396317
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:17, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2396514
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Because it's a few screws.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Well yeah, but, and the fan was connected
WITH A WIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:24, Reply)
are you like this with your wife during intercourse?

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:25, Reply)
yeah, but there are less/fewer wires and cans of compressed air involved

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:28, Reply)
I imagine he expects a pat on the head when he gets his shoes on the correct feet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:29, Reply)
I have special non-side specific shoes AKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Do you ever watch the Apprentice? It's a bunch of absolutely useless cretins
with Sloane accents trying to impress a working class type. These people somehow manage to hold down well paying jobs despite almost certainly needing a map to avoid getting lost in their own front gardens of a morning.

Well, the mrs made me watch an episode and my first thought was "Christ, they're all bloody Nakers".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
thanks FRIEND
I watched the first few series ...there is a lesson to be learnt from them in so much as intelligence, hard work etc will only get you so far. You also need to be a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:37, Reply)
I didn't really mean the cretin part.
I'm just sore because I'm still at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:45, Reply)

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