that's a mirror

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm literally surrounded by children and yet the person who makes an "I know you are bit what am I?" is a fat old cleric procrastinating over filling in her time sheet.
This is the 21st century folks. History isn't going to look kindly on us.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

the budgies have more chance of doing my job than you do
you need to be engaging with clients, the other side, the court and third parties such as experts however different they all are, clever, literate and capable of juggling many things at once. you'd be fecked, eggypants.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)

god you're easy

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)

shut up skegpants

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)

I'm not even wearing pants now.
Try to control yourself.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)

sexy as dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)

bit harsh

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)

How is Lemmy?
I think Jimmy and Jenny are mating, or about to, they're rubbing bills and she's got her bum in the air a lot. She's inspected the nesting box too.
Baby budgies!
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)

don't budgies have beaks?
what's the difference between a bill and a beak?

this isn't the opener to a joke
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

isn't it width or sutin?
Or shape? Beaks are pointed, bills are flat?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)

I think we just like to have more than one word for things

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Scone and scone.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)

And scone.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Its almost as if we have a language
that is the bastard son of many other languages.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

No idea, thought they were bills.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

A beak is a term that refers to a Judge
and a bill is the Police
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Both legal terms then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Yep

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)

*takes notes*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

if you have baby budgies, we are SO crashing the pub
not until they're about 5 weeks old though. proper baby budgies look like shambles' wizened old cock and balls.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)