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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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no fat chix

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Bigger tits though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
That is always one of lifes great disappointments when you see a fattie with small boobicles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Fattie=large funbags. It's what the lord created them for.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
There is simply nothing more horrific than a bird who's belly extends further than her jugs.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Except maybe a man who thinks looks count more than anything else

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
how's your hair?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Up in rollers RIGHT now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
alright, gran
have you got your tartan shopping basket next to you
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
No, it's mulberry
Your wife would have loved it, I got it in a secret sale, £200 off!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
if only I'd married a desperate climber I'd maybe know what that meant

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
What Chris Bonnington ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
our beards would have Velcro'd us together forever

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
ah well
at least you can afford to buy your wife a bartered down primark special
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
why would she need me to buy her anything?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
romance? surprises? birthday? christmas?
go on, you can't be as joyless as you sound. get down to argos, they might have a sale on...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
a romantic handbag? Christ ... no wonder you've failed to breed

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
failed not to?
i've taken panicky precautions against it since i was 18!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
no need to be defensive ... it wasn't a criticism
posh handbags are almost as good as kids
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:28, Reply)
hardly defensive
plenty of people make the choice not to have kids. they're the ones who look years younger and go on decent holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
no offence like
but you could pass for my mum
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
you have no idea what i look like
unless you're a really weird creepy stalker
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
this is hardly an anonymous messageboard after thirteen years
I doubt any of the regulars are more than two degrees separated

That's why the kiddie picture bants aren't funny
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
then you know i am hawt
sorry dude, your old mum comments make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
yeah ... I'm sure in the shallow pond of humanities dorks you're probably a minor catch

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
at least people dive into the humanities/social science pool
ain't nobody getting wet in the science department
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
said the spinster with the handbag fetish

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
i like jewellery too
and flowers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I'm sure they'll be a great comfort in your dotage
and the jewellery might even pay for a few weeks of food for the cat that you name as your sole benefactor in your will
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
i'm allergic to cats
your spreadsheet of stalking has let you down here
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
it's amazing that the secret services didn't headhunt you

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Not 'bants' though is it Mr Internet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
pipe down, Albert

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
Oh yeah he's the other one you did your weirdo creepy stalking on, Jesus man, you're dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
If this had came from anyone but you Swipey...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:43, Reply)
My beauty is only skin deep Rev

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
You're going to be chucked like hot coals once your tits sag, big man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
But what beauty it is Meaters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I don't care about looks; just window dressing innit
Attractiveness comes from whether someone makes you laugh and has a brain, not from a six pack
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Les Dawson is fit as fuck

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
A stiffy with a stiffy?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
they had to stand on the lid of the coffin to close it

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
#bernardmanning

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
imagine being the lucky Pierre in a Manning/Dawson sandwich.
Go on. Imagine!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:57, Reply)
But which as the anchor?
I MUST KNOW!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:59, Reply)
If you like them to be pointing at the carpet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Depends what position they are dangling from dunnit
#ladblog
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
I've seen a few larger cups and they have without exception been a disappointment.
Perhaps I'm just unlucky, who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
What is yourposition on big arses?
#dothe doggy
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:45, Reply)

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