I deleted facebook two weeks ago
Yesterday my mum phoned me to see if I was OK because she hadn't heard from me in two weeks, oh and also did you know Luke and Zoe were engaged.

Fucking facebook eh? People think that sticking it on facebook is enough these days. Not that I care that two people are going to fuck up a perfectly good relationship. I pointed out to my mother that she knows my phone numbers and lives a quarter of a mile down the road.
( Peej, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:18, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'd probably try examining why my own mother hated me so much
that she can only bear to communicate through the inhumanising, insensitive internet, rather than calling or visiting, if I were you. I can't fucking get rid of my mother's hassling.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Neither can I. Your Mum's going to get a right pain in the arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

lol mum jokes

( Kroney, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Why bother? Its obvious to most people why. I don't need to dig any deeper

( Peej, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

In my day we wrote each other letters.
Fucking kids and their 'computers'.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)

You only really sent letters to people so you could say 'cheers for that' without having to phone them and listen to their bullshit opinions.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

you never shut up about fucking kids, do you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)

possible potd, here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I know its going downhill rapidly now
but I really hope not.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

yes he does
but that normally means that he's off somewhere fucking kids

:( :( :(
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

That little easter egg was meant for dozers

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

you use your computer to make and disseminate indecent images of children

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

you have no friends

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

You have a hard drive creaking under the weight of terabytes of category four pthc
Your wife knows but she turns a blind eye.

You also pimp out your toddler daughter.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percutaneous_transhepatic_cholangiography
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)