Hey kroney, I need a new rear view mirror any suggestions where to get one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Warren Evans.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Wow, they've diversifed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Difficult economic climate.
As a plus, it'll come with a nice wooden frame.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Thanks for your help at this difficult time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)

just buy a new car
i might get one of these next:

www.audi.co.uk/content/audi/new-cars/a3/a3-cabriolet.html/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)

They are nice, it must be said

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)

i remember seeing clarkson reviewing them when they first came out
he said, it's great, really fast, nice to drive - but - you NEED to leap out and announce to everyone, "I'M NOT GAY!"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)

^gay^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

also cf "all the cunts have moved out of BMWs and bought Audis"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I'm a retro cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)

I do fancy an Audi but I do worry about this
Do they send them all off on a 'how to drive like a cunt' course before they get the keys?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)

no, it comes naturally to anyone who desires an Audi
the ultimate cunts car is the Q8, being both an Audi and a shit oversized school run 4x4, narrowly beating the laughable BMW X6 into second place.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)

The X6 is a fucking joke
A massive car but not big enough in the back for anyone taller than about 5'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)

the new miniature range rover is the same
what is the point of a range rover if there isn't room to fuck an animal in the back?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

just open the boot and do it al fresco
god, do lawyers have to think of EVERYTHING for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

only pikeys fuck pigs outdoors

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)

It's very sad. Audis used to be a classy alternative.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)

did they?
my boss has an s8 which makes him a massive cunt but he still has his old 80s quattro

There have always been pricks in audis.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Yep. They've always had brutish great sports models.
but the saloons were always seen as being less vulgar than BMWs.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

spose
Almost all cars are cheap as fuck now though. That's probably more to do with it.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

they're all men, so i wouldn't qualify, but you might just
needless to say, if you want to see a woman drive like a cunt, go and look for a tricky right turn or see someone holding up an entire street of traffic because they can't parallel park. a twat hooning around the motorway like a nob will always be a man, and a twat dithering around like a gladys will always be a woman.

one of the very few areas in life where the gender difference is actually a fact.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Not interested in those soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

oh god i forgot you have shitty neon legwarmer taste in cars

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)

whoa now ... you leave the neon leg warmers alone
I can't dance in just my pumps and leotard.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)

genesis had some work to do on their lyrics

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

we're all daydreaming about Phil Collins in a leotard now
Thanks.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

like you weren't already

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I'm only human.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Wankers' car
Yeah you should get one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

we don't all want to drive co-operative-owned horse and carts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)